Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't worry. There's a lot of padding in these.

And That Shit Ain't Happening

When you give old fly fishing magazines To your buddy thats just getting into it

David, it's not...

That's probably not supposed to be...

- Yeah. - Or a Betamax.

O man, I love Tetons

Shut up Chris,you’re fuckin a teacher or nurse,we get it.

SAD, we need you on the floor Then, later I need you to munch my box,

Wow He is a goat

He really does.

Seth, you got a tiny penis.

I really like you.

All you doing is using your instinct. That's it.

This is bullshit.

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You know what I'm saying, "spoon", nigger.

This was some wedding. How could they afford it?

I HOPE YOU HAVE A BIG WATER HEATER BECAUSE IM PUTTING MY BIKE IN IT

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I need some kitty

Watch your mouth, and help me with the sale.

You’ve been warned, alright? Let move forward amicably.

Well, good timing.

I always feel bad when I watch it baked...

Do you like to bump it yourself?

do you want a slurpee

I just want to get drunk, fucked up, and play Evony

But now he see that Paul makes the rules at LA Live Dock

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It going to be really really colorful

We have a lot of books.

Fuck me in the pussy

How would you some up 2020

From personal experience...

It's a dead technology.

You don't wanna work at Smart Tech for the rest of your life.

No Kevin Clarkson!

If a baby didn't fart a shit into your mouth

Sympathy and trust abounding

r u freaking gay hmmmmmm

I want to touch your big fat noodle.

Jennifer told me how to fuck. It's going, to, kick, ass.

That sounds like it would be nice.

By Sunday your nuts gone be drained

We came here because we were concerned about you and Trish...

I'm sorry. You know what, it's just...

Hope you got a big grill 'cause I'm gonna slap my meat on it

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

And believe it or not, in every man, there's a code written that says:

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# And Jupiter aligns with Mars #

Well 34 55 39 39 39... You know and when will my number be up? Oh don't worry that won't happen for a long time yet but it's never too late to make up for lost time

No, I'm not gay.

By the way, what date are you on, now?

Cal, what do you think? Is this too yellow?

Me when I’m in the kitchen and anyone else comes in.

It looks like The Doppler radar

We brought you a shirt.

You're putting the Carmie up on this pedestal

So, you think we should...

She was a ho....fo sho.

for not mentioning in detail that when you pick up a drunk woman...

And then her kid walked in the room.

You’re fucking with the wrong sand nigger, okay?!

You're only supposed to call if you've taken the medicine.

and compromise the integrity of it.

This is bullshit!

Are you serious?

Don't pick them up now.

You know what, I'm not the only person in the worid...

I'm just... I'm trying to help you grow up, Andy.

Don’t be a nigga.. be my nigga

that you're all stealing the recordable CDs.

You Know I want to fuck you hard? Yes.

When you show her your giant dong

never experiencing sex?

yes dear raelene snell! i haven't seen you in decades dear you were 0 years old since you were in diapers! my how you've grown up now! nice too see you to allison pollard boing boing.

You know what, I don't wanna go out with you guys.

Fuckin French toast

My head, my heart. I follow my heart.

I've never been in before.

You know, it's coming along. I mean, it takes a while.

You know how I know you’re gay? ‘Cause you like U2.

They're "The Freshmaker."

Skipper I don’t want your giant box of pornography

You've been warned, alright?

It’s gonna be fine. Those guys are cool.

I can't let you be talking to my woman like that, dawg.

you've got to leave the sex out of it, man. You're right.

Are you ready for me to fuck your brains out? Yeah!

Listen, this is embarrassing for me. This is hard to talk about.

Congratulations

This stuff just got real.

Dude, the floor's the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Sounds really fun.

It's our 20th date.

Hope you have a big rail,cause I'm going to put my train in it

What are you talking about?

I really don't swear this much.

- I'll stay in my apartment. - Just getting baked?

- Hey, why don't you get a car? - I can't afford it.

- I have three. - Okay, three.

Okay, see, now you found yourself a nigger.

- ...that don't really count as dates. - No.

You know how I know you’re gay You go to Elton John concerts

Why dont you kiss something

Now, there are a lot of activities that you can engage in...

But she got over all that. It's cool now.

No, don't ignore me. I know what this is.

I was scared, okay? I just...

How about Jesse Jackson? Old Jesse needs a cause.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Like a train, round the bend. You ready?

Now, there are ways of having sex without intercourse.

Did you just flick me in the nuts? No, I flicked you in the fleshy patch where your nuts used to be

aww you're peaking me cool

You know how I know you're gay? You made Paul cum twice

Do you mind if I check behind your ear?

- Come on. - That's like we were paid to do it.

We're watching the psycho dad saying now he's gonna go out and buy all computers for all these bear gloves and damian saying you fucked with the wrong pussy!!! And lizzie mcguire feet

- I am in a bad mood. - Okay.

I hope you have a big trunk cause David's got a lot of shit

It's like a completely and utterly unspoken agreement.

Yeah, everyone rides a bike, when they're fucking six.

Excuse me. I have a question.

I love getting on the back of a motorcycle.

Wow. This is just the right thing to happen.

Baby Kats Cumming January 2025

Michael McDonald, man, I haven’t heard this one in years

before I marry Dan, that we would just wig out.

- You guys are hilarious. - All right, come on, don't be mean.

No! Stop it. I have the key.

who's filling in for claire meskos? britney butler.

I'm gonna yah mo burn this place to the ground.

- He's a really good guy now. - Your friends seem nice.

And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

There's this and then in a year it's like, "You know...

LOOK AT MEEEEEE

I'm telling you to use your peripherals. Now look at me.

Are you a virgin?

- What is this? - The judge recommended I get one.

Are you looking for something?

Hehe... Psycho talk

- Gross! - Yeah, that's...

- Hey, David. - Hey, Andy.

OH MY GOD YOU CAME IN YOUR PANTS!

You wait for it to grow into a plant...

you're putting the Fessy up on this pedestal

- We're virgins, too. - Yeah.

He looks just like Luke Wilson.

I mean, you're somebody's nigger wearing this nigger tie

It doesn't matter if you're ugly as fuck or you're ugly as shit.

Now, I'm gonna show you this one time, all right?

not a Rubik's Cube.

What you gon do? I’m right here.

I'm not trying to kill you. I love you.

you know, it was just so safe. There was no crime.

Now, you're all here...

No, not this time. I guess I didn't need you this time. Thank you.

Yeah. I think you're a good-looking cat.

- Listen. - Mmm-hmm.

The store is slow. Paula's gone.

yeah, well it's $9 burrito night

the year is xxxx! we've never lived in this year so all the technolagies wil be diffrent! i'll still be the CEO and human resources manager of mercycare. and i'll still be here worrying about mom's marleen in the middle bobonkaboosezones, and pep and lou will be somewhere giving me kisses and desiree will probaly cease to exsist.

How have you been? What's been going on...

God, me so Corny? me so stupid

- Yeah. - All right.

Yo is Frieza back??

By the time he's 30, what's gonna happen?

Yes. If you haven't taken the medicine, you don't call.

Okay, what time do you want to pick me up?

Look, listen to me. You are fucking with the wrong nigger.

Hurtin’ for a squirtin’

Look out. Just kill it.

Make your picks man

It’s here Darryl

and it was the greatest...

- All right. - So, just anytime.

Seth you've got a tiny penis

Are you here for Andy’s party I am Andy’s party

There's nothing you can't do with this woman...

Everybody Loves Raymond.

Clear all my appointments

- Really? - Totally.

When Satan temps you with a jezebel

I want to touch your big, fat noodle.

He can answer all of your questions and he'd love to help you.

When a woman finally cracks the code

Dude, get the fuck out of here.

I feel fantastic since we broke up.

Yeah, I'm meeting somebody.

I don’t hang out with him, he golfs here and that’s it

It all makes sense. You're a virgin.

Oh My god your dick is huge!

I wanna touch your penis

I want to touch your big, fat noodle.

When you wear new (not cheap) clothing, is there already a permanent stain on it?

is it true that if you don't switch it, you ditch it?

Yes. We're gonna get dirty. Dirty, dirty. Sudsy.

Don't... Please don't do this. I saw this on Primetime Live.

I'm going to fuck you so much.

I'm so... It's like a weight has been lifted.

That's funny. I didn't even know you girls talked like that.

Happy birthday.

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- You really don't screw with that. - All right.

all you can think about is a fucking toy.

To All Employees

and not like a crazy person who's just gonna steal all your shit.

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Well you passed as excemplary in your O.W.L's... All your professors are impressed Snape Flitwick Mcgonnagll Sprout Quirell Lupin Lockhart Hermonie and Ron are also impressed.

hurting for a squirting

Yeah, she had great tits.

Hey what are you doing for lunch? I don't know, I have a turkey sandwich

With G cup breasts. Like really big.

- I'm not making... - You are encouraging me...

You're pretty god, i just want to live!

Didn’t even see it coming

I dated this woman, let me rephrase that, I dated this whore...

Hey, how you doing?

Weekend quarantine plans be like

And then I stole the dog.

- Can I come in? - Yeah.

Well...... it's 9 Dollar Beer Night.

Wanna do it again?

Are you here for Andy’s party I am Andy’s party

You know how I know you're gay

You Know How I know You're Gay? How? You are a Belieber

Get a real fucking job, why don't you?

- That's sweet, that's really sweet. - Mom.

- Okay. Great. - Great.

I haven't even tried to have sex with you, so...

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's...

you're psyching yourself into thinking it's some impossible feat.

Dawg, I'm not telling you to stare at nobody.

I want to fuck you all night long.

I'm just trying to get these Back to my house so I can, wear them

It looks like the Doppler radar.

Okay? So remember.

Congratulations

They're not fucking toys! This is Iron Man, okay?

We did this 'cause we're your friends...

No, you should have told me probably, but...

Look at your bra and your breasts and everything. That's so great.

No, that's crazy.

I’ve bourqued a lot of women in my day