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When your son is born, is he already on parole?

All I know That woman scares the shit out of me

Because her hands were as big as André the Giant's. And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

I touched a guy's balls at Hebrew school once.

The only way to describe Cleaning and Kobe

and if you do that till it hurts...

I'm cool. I got friends who fuck guys, in jail.

I'm gonna see you soon, okay? Bye.

Not as much as you think.

For the price of… on the house

"I Just Wanna Get Drunk, Fucked Up, And Play Some Cards."

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Is it true that is you don't use all of the meeting you lose it?

Never gave her back the key, man. You have no idea...

You know what, you were totally right and I was wrong.

Yeah, I think he likes action figures even more than you.

Me know strategy? Me so stupid!

You know how I know he’s gay? he could not stop staring at the four gay guys playing in their boxer briefs on court 1…

But I must say...

I'm very discreet.

All right. That's enough, party's over.

That's Fucked Up Man!

with a population of, like, 500 people. Really small.

What you gon do?

Why You Always Telling Me To Blow A Goat, Man?

Its all about connections Connections

I'm telling you, man, I feel great.

The town that I grew up in was really small. I mean...

You want to have sex with hood rats first...

Fuck you, man! I'm sorry.

I'm going for it.

And it's just taking me a little while to kind of...

You know how I know that you’re gay? Because you got a P site.

I hope you have a glass door Cuz I'm gonna throw your son thru it

- I will give you sick. - Oh, shit.

It’s not about tossing salad!

It's not about this rusty trombone and dirty Sanchez.

What do they do? I'll do it.

Yeah. Right! Okay. Yeah.

What are you talking about?

It’s gonna be real, real colorful Are you free?

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- That's fucked up. - Oh, shit falls!

I mean, not unless you a bitch

I'm just trying to get these back to my house so I can wear them

you get there and… it’s a woman f*cking a horse

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- Your nose is bleeding. - You think?

I really want to fuck you.

And I'm like, "You're the bitch, bitch."

We can really get to know each other this way.

- No. - Why not?

- Unbelievable. - Come on, give him some credit, man.

It's gonna be really, really colorful.

and play in the Aquafields.

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Yeah, I know. I wish it could be that easy, but...

where this is going, all right? That girl is a freak.

Look at him. He looks younger than all of us...

You get an Olympus O and you get an Olympus O Everyone gets an Olympus O

Nobody's there.

Are you here for Andys Party I am Andys party

I wanna give you a buzz cut

And then you fuck the plant

Dude, teach me.

I'm gonna really fuck you hard tonight!

- What's up? - Cal, good morning.

Yeah, well, virgin's not a dirty word.

That one little patch looks sexy though.

Marla, did you see that? Something behind her ear?

And the other person go, "What are you talking about?"

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Kind of felt bad for the horse

we’re gonna need more tests

and generous and everything.

How have you been? Doing any of this?

That band had two more albums, and they both slap equally

and I boiled them all and then I just...

CFM, you have a tiny penis

Got a big box of porn for you

- You did politic. - Thanks a lot.

- You hired her for me? - Yes.

Muuustard on the beat Hoe!

Stop, man! Why do you always come and kill the vibe with those things?

You thrown all these commands at me And because I don't understand them, I'm going to take it as disrespect

- You like her? - Yeah.

at all anyway, you know.

- We did it. - God!

- Yeah. - They're cute.

That's okay. I think I kind of had that coming.

- Thank you. - Gosh, you really got it down.

It's about talking to women, and I know how to do that...

Yeah, my man's gonna get it on tonight.

You know, sometimes, Rush and I would play COD...

I've got a mental block about it.

I peed in public!

Tim, you got a tiny penis.

That's what you want to find, okay?

Jay, what's going on?

# Let the sunshine #

I'm going to fuck youso much.

What's up, dawg? What happened? How was the date with Trish?

To learn. It's for medicinal purposes.

Are you ready for my honest answer? Yeah. I think you're a good looking cat.

So tell me, montel

One two To be continued

And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

Why you always tellin' me to fuck a goat?!

- ...your erection will go away. - Okay, all right.

DO YOU WANT ME TO BE JOE?

I'm sorry. I just have to get this off my chest.

Hi, Adam. I'm gonna talk dirty to you.

SF 31-10 this is bullshit!

Dude... teach me

You want to fuck then?

When your team is on fire

Or you could call me tomorrow and we can just firm it up.

You framed an Asia poster?

Today's forecast: Dark and cloudy, and chance of drive-by.

Butt, if you want to.

I want to have sex with my boyfriend! But I can't, Mom!

- Yeah, I won't. - Thanks.

You got a whole lot of semen back up in you.

Look out! Sorry.

Since I was 16, nigger, I'm saying "frosty."

Dude, I will hang your old ass by your turban.

And now I'm throwing it at your body.

I'm going to fuck you so hard. It's, gonna, kick, ass!

I want vomit in the hair, bruised-up knees.

Maybe to a night club.

You guys cool it with the gay

Sounds like a tea kettle

I think he has a problem.

Watch TV, I'll probably re-watch Gandhi.

You want her to stop having a menstrual cycle?

That’s just a fucken banger

Hey, Andy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex.

I mean, like what are we talking? Are we...

- Yeah. - That's good. That's a good thing.

clear all my appointments in the afternoon.

and then, I don't know, I just kind of stopped trying.

I if hear jarmo kekalainen one more time I’m gonna jarmo kick your ass.

Fuck off, Haziz. Leave us alone, all right?

We have a great section of...

Guys, nisugot si mama sa overnigt

I am RSVPing Yes

But now he see that Jay make the moves at Smart Tech...

# When the moon is in the Seventh House #

Want to know how I know you’re gay?

And then I got older and I got more and more nervous...

You know what, hiring a transvestite prostitute isn't helping me, man.

God, Friday, when I went home...

You gonna look good after this, man.

I tried to introduce him to a few nice people...

I just didn't think it would be good.

My daughter is, for lack of a better word...

Hey hey hey motherfucker!

Your friend is so shiney

"I Want You To Put Your Penis On, I Mean, In Me"

I don't know. Okay.

- She talk dirty to you? - She loved to dirty-talk.

You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?

about who I am that...

For this first one. Go get her. Peripherals, though.

My sister's dick looks big on TV

Look, I'm not in any kind of place to talk to a woman, all right?

Oh My god! Your dick is huge!

- And spirit. - Yeah, life's about passion.

Mom, I left my phone somewhere and I...

and do it for your friends if you want.

I mean, not unless you're a bitch. You know what I mean?

everything’s always about sex

do you like to direct it yourself?

Let's get some fucking French toast.

All you trying to do right now is bust off this first night.

When you see a customer about to open the door with 2 minutes left until close.

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# Let the sunshine in #

Hope you have a big convection oven, cuz I’m putting my fish in it

What do you suggest we play?

You should fuck her on her plastic-covered couch.

- Is this your boy? - What can I help you with?

Yeah, nigger, we will both mash you!

No ass worth thinking that much about

- Let's go. - We should all get out of here.

Why you always telling me to fuck a goat, man?

It's so funny, because, you know...

taught me how...

I moved, I changed my e-mail address, my phone number.

Going now? Late-night action, huh?

you're not terrible at sex, you'll be mediocre at it.

We should run away from here.

It's gonna hurt.

- You know what I'm saying? - Excuse me.

Please Michael hold my hand…

because you're on ghey ass discord

Right. Yes, you do.

STOP MAN! WHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA KILL THE VIBE WITH THOSE THINGS?!

He ain't four months old yet. Look at what he's packing.

When Tony goes to the dentist...

This is hog shit

Let's get in the bath.

You were looking for a nigga? Nigga here now.

You’re not gonna get in my pants acting like that

- Okay, take care. - See you. Bye-bye.