Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And, you know, all the accoutrements.

This all I’m trying to say

So, you mull it over and I'll talk to you soon.

"Sharing the same heart," that's like some...

you'll have to leave the scroll with me. ok. tweak! there, good as new! thanks, emperor vo! you're welcome mulan, anytime.

Me 2/2/22 before the WFT new name announcement This is going to be bad

- Wow. - I like you.

I'm trying to say I wanna get you laid, dude.

Oh you're railing me Cool.

Because her hands were as big as André the Giant's. And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

"And Just, You Know, Feel Completely Safe."

- Thanks. Thank you. - Have a good cocky.

I'll send you off to...

We're having a party

You need to try some wrong, dawg.

Too bad I retired my penis

'Cause he doesn't have a car, and he does magic.

Buddha punch. I need some Buddha.

So, there's nothing you can do?

Hey, Andy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex.

# This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius #

WINTER That fucker came out of nowhere

- It's okay. - Paula!

First of all, it ain't that kind of party.

We should totally get out of here.

And you're gonna have to talk to people, too.

I've been working there for a long time.

I don't know what you're talking about.

But I'll start punching your nuts.

We appreciate your business.

greatest thing in my life.

You know what's a dirty word, is asshole...

That was a fun day.

Yeah, it's like the Land of a Thousand Lakes.

You're real feminine, you know, which is good for me...

- Sounds pretty awesome. - Yeah, it was fine.

This right here, you looking at the Bentley of big screen TVs.

It’s gonna be real real colorful Are you free?

Really great movies in here, man.

We’re gonna need to leave the ACC next year

Stop, man! Why do you always come and kill the vibe with those things?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

What? What did I do?

Is it because I have a kid who has a kid? Is that why?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

OH, MY GOD YOU CAME IN YOUR PANTS!

You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.

You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says: I love it when balls are in my face

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hey, Will and Grace, Happy Birthday!

Because I noticed on the way in...

we've spoken for more than, like, 30 seconds?

I want to touch your big, fat noodle...

Please don't reminisce about the times we fucked, please.

and we'd put it on the television...

How do you think a lion knows how to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's code written in their DNA

Let me just say...

I ride a bike... a bike-cycle

are so valuable. So you don't screw with that.

I'm not letting you have sex with me! LOSER!

It might be a rubber tree plant.

When she say you annoying But you can't stay mad at her.

Golden Bachelor

Well, she's no Jack Palance.

just get you a bunch of these hood rats...

- ...we'll all be equal, okay. - Thank you, Andy.

Look at your boobs and everything. I really want to fuck you.

- Okay, 20 dates. - Twenty dates.

Jennifer told me how to fuck. It's going to kick ass.

You guys are so up your asses.

Stupid horrible decision.

I gotta tell you something. I'm really excited about it.

It is a trick we use in India.

- Maybe I should take her. - No, I don't think so.

This is pretty crowded

Are you here for Andy's party I am Andy's Party

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- I don't want to be in here. - It's a soundproof room.

I don't... You know what, I'm a gentleman and I don't...

you don't want to have sex with someone you like...

- Are you here for Jay's party? - Yes.

My Dick is what you want to suck on? Yeah.

Hey, everybody, who wants penis cake?

BITCHES RUNNING WILD MAN

Hey, you can't speak to your mother like that.

Let the virgin collect his disability.

Because she's dating this pot dealer.

You know how I know that you're gay?

I'm going to fuck you so much.

Every time Trump or the GOP open their mouths.......

You know how I know you're Gay

You wanna take this shit outside? Just take it outside and squash it?

It’s his birthday too

Fuck you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn.

It’s gonna kick ass

You pulled on two.

I am not ugly as fuck.

This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Airius

So, you know, it was pretty good. It was a good weekend.

Fifteen. Screw your 15. 20 Percent

for so long I thought that there was something wrong with me...

Aren't you curious as to how that's possible?

Shut up Seth We went to Temple

to be honest, I felt bad for her. We all just felt bad for her.

Jake You have a tiny penis

Let's take your locket to Mustavio maybe he can fix it . Now let's go to the door that's locked. Now what was the spell? Ah! Yes! Point your staff at the door circle twice and point. Voilà let's go inside.

I hired her for you.

Hey, there. Hi, Trish.

She was amazing. She didn't pressure me.

That's cool. That's great.

- You see this redhead over here? - Where?

Dude. Hey, partner. What are you whining about?

Okay, so I'll call you, and yeah, that'll be good.

Here, tell me. Tell me. This is how it's gonna go. Tell me.

You let the seed grow into a plant. And then you fuck the plant

Wow! You know what? You're so hot. You're so hot.

Clap clap! Both y’all!

You guys are hilarious.

and she had an adam’s apple as big as her balls

- Okay? All right. - Yes.

But I'm not going to have sex with anybody.

- Do you think I'm pretty? - Oh, yes.

But tape it for me, okay?

- You know what's a fun game? - Huh?

I am Jay’s party..

You know how I know your gay? You had to get the monkey pox vaccine.

What are you talking about?

- You know how I know you're gay? - How? bECAUSE YOU WONT GOLF IN MEXICO

I'm just kidding.

Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Andy.

Hey hey hey motherfucker

EXO is crowded tonight

and they stalking you?

You know, I can come to your high school...

- Okay. - All right.

What was your name again?

Hold my goddamn hand man

You're not coming to our fucking party either, okay?

Do you want me to be fucking retarded?

blow out the flame and put the hot ember on your wrist.

Mercy, mercy, mercy.

Stop singing "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" man! Why the fuck will you always gotta kill the vibe with those things?!?

when they take a black light into a hotel room...

God, Me So Horny? Me So Stupid!

You ever heard uh Death Valley, nigga?

You’re putting the Luke up on this pedestal

And then, by the time I was done...

- ...when you brought this in? - They did not laugh at me.

Happy birthday Vaughnster Age of Aquarius! ((Well at least the month anyway )

She was a hoe…for sho.

He had a wife who he fucked, by the way.

So she’s a grandma

NO CYNTHIA ERVINO

You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says:

This shit just got real

- Hey, what's up? - Nothing.

You know, I just kind of hung out. I was...

You guys are so Up your asses

You just told me you're not sleeping with women anymore.

And now, I am making your silver pants blue.

Yeah. Well, it's $9 beer night.

Thank you, Andy. Dude, you broke up two years ago.

- Look at me! - I'm looking! You're pretty!

You’re putting the patty on a pedestal

Sucker motherfucker!

Well, that may be the case. But none of this shit is sexy, okay?

Nobody wants your box of porn Barney

Yeah, I haven't heard it in like 48 minutes.

We gonna need more cash

Imma need it for the price of on the house

No true love if you don’t buy ask to me if you never try with his family! his heart all going to beat with his father mother and the sister he could I not be in blueberries in who his lunch bag! Now go ask him to get get his mother and find him Yourself! We will skip and tried another world with your free worker!

because no ass is worth thinking that much about...

Why do you have that?

It's called School of...

So you have no proof.

Where's your final destination? Arizona New Mexico and Berlin.

- Trish, this is Joe and Sara. - Hi.

You're not a...

Yeah, well, it's $85 beer night

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Cal's a good guy. - Yeah, he's a great guy.

Every time Drumpf opens his mouth

It stars Jack Black Cock.

Can Somebody help me Holy crap Teammates! (2009)

that I run this, bitch and now he bought the bounce.

'cause once this baby's born, you ain't going out again...

Welcome to K St.

You know what, it doesn't matter...

I like that because you don't have chlamydia.

When you get hit with genei jin for the third time in a round

and you get there and it's...

It didn't hurt me. I get it done all the time.

Well, fuck you people, and fuck you, you and you...

See? I'm not looking at you.

Dude, just stop thinking for a minute, all right?

I swear to God, I have to decide, do I finish or do I stop the dog?

You like Coldplay.

and they are smiling and saying:

That's right. That's right. Gazelle in the pink top.

It don’t fucking matter!

That's a lot of weed.

You know how i know you are gay? You say that both girls are ugly

I took a lot of Viagra

Really? All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with bowlers, too?