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That's fucked up, man.

How do I stop her menstrual cycle

You see what I'm saying? You got to think, partner...

he's really changed now.

and the message was, "Don't lie."

It is your ear. There is your ear.

Wow. You got to be kidding.

Oh man, I love titties, so…

Jeremy next year Man I love titties

because I am you.

You ever heard of the term Fuck buddy?

"Oh, My God, You Came In Your Pants."

I hope it has a big trunk, cause I'm putting my dog in it

What do I care if you have a kid?

Kellroids When she returns to Nova

you know, three dates... Make it 10, 10 dates.

Jennifer told me how to fuck. It's going to kick ass.

What's up, dude? This is Jay, man.

Can't get va-Gina out of my head. Va-Gina all week.

A one-year-old.

It's hard to tell what actually constitutes a date, though.

...thing for Amy.

Do you mind if I use your magnum?

take this party to my apartment or what?

So, you and other Aquamen can run around...

See your problem! Your putting Plan Check up on a pedestal!

with all the compassion and care that someone...

It all makes sense!

SO, YOU MULL IT OVER

No, I mean, like, detailed. Did she have, like, you know...

It's Oscar Goldman. He's much more valuable than Steve Austin.

I think I'm maybe free this weekend, if that's okay.

everybody wants to know about the activities.

- Are you kidding me? Why not? - It's not a hobby of mine.

Tobby, Steve and BMW Yeah that’s my boy, we rep the same Chief’s mess and we will both mash you

Why do you have that?

Take your finger and flick your testicle, and if you do that till it hurts, your erection will go away.

You know how I know you're gay? How? You like Coldplay.

- Okay. - We should all go.

dude i've jacked it twice since i've been here

You know what? I'm just going to have sex with you.

- Julia. - Hey.

I was wondering if you had a few minutes to talk about your staffing requirements?.

Andy, I owe you an apology, man.

I’d tap that Oh yeah? You’d “tap that”?

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She was hiding the kid from you, dawg?

This is a fun conversation.

- ...and all that stuff. - Well, hey, baby...

Hey, guys, look, it's Dr. Zeus' penis.

Go, get them, tiger.

Oh dear Clear all my appointments in the afternoon!

Welcome to Smart Tech How can I be of service to you?

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- Hold on. - I'm gonna have to quit my job now.

He's a fucking virgin.

Do you realize that this is the first time...

She'd be like, "Me so horny, me love you long time."

Oh, Evan, please! You have a tiny penis.

be my best man i mean not unless u a bitch

I think I almost got them. It's hooked on my ankle.

Are you here for Jay's party? Yes, I am Jay's party

Gosh. You know, that really surprised me.

- What did I do? - It don't fucking matter!

This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Airius

I want to shave your head.

- No, that's my... - Wait.

I was wondering if you had a few minutes to talk about laundry detergent

- Are you ready? - Yeah, I'm fine, yeah.

- It's my gift to you. - No. I don't want it.

yes i'm a very wrinkled nice and old wrinkly granny now with toxed up boingkids and toxic PDA parents! good on goal 666! boing yes dear told ya to get that botox and that cane and the dermawritis and tell that evil chair off!

- I'm okay. - Gotta go, man.

Now, you really need to be there.

When Farwig says hen hasn’t saw any lately….9

I think that she’s rocking the shit in this one

"I'm an accomplished ventriloquist?"

Well, you know, I go to school with, like, 400 guys...

Sure. I didn't mean anything by that.

who are all trying to have sex.

You're holding each other ever so gently.

You know how I know you’re gay? You like AC/DC

Wow, this is pretty crowded.

"I Just Wanna Get Drunk, Fucked Up, And Play Some Cards." "I Just Wanna Get Drunk, Fucked Up, And Play Some Cards."

which is then in turn making me more depressed...

Dont let us win tonight

No, it's okay. A little bit's fine.

You Know I want to fuck your brains out? Yes.

Hold up. Let's just chill on the aggression for a minute.

I am in a bad mood

than have to listen to Michael McDonald.

Dan, the guy Robin's marrying...

and I want you to hit on Bernadette now.

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- ...take a look at your pal. - Oh, my God.

Okay now, because I don't understand em..

Please Michael, hold my hand… Hold my god damn hand, man !

- Now with your peripherals... - Yeah.

Jennifer taught me how to do it It’s going to kick assssth

Now you gonna put it in action.

Can I just interject for a second?

Yo, Andy, it's just CDs, man.

Yeah, that's my boy. We rep the same Smart Tech.

Oh, God! - You are. You're a hot grandma.

- He going to be all right? - No, I don't think he is.

Oh my god, I really want to fuck you.

No! Kelly Clarkson!

Hey hey hey motherfucker! Happy New Year's

I know. I don't want you to make the same mistakes as me, Marla.

Well, so I'm gonna go tell Paula.

I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours... Than listen to Michael McDonald for one more minute

Dan rhymes with man, and men jerk off and he was a jerk off.

That's Oscar Goldman He's much more valuable than Steve Austin. Hope you have a 6 Million Dollar Birthday!

Extrapolate that.

Celibacy is the way to go, man

She had a dick, man!

I really feel like if we decide to do this again, then...

- Okay. - Thank you.

and poor Gandhi is...

but I think you can handle it.

That's all I can really take. I'll see ya'll.

because I observe, because I am a novelist.

But now he see that Ron Knows his football here...

I'm just trying to get these shoes back to my house...

When you tell your buddy you bought a Ravin

This is gonna be bad.

- I can't pee in public. - Gotta do it.

Shut up shark we went to temple

And just you know! Completely drain your balls!

- You're doing the nipple. - Not the nipple.

to pull the trigger off in somebody face!

Just ask a question, okay? That's it.

You have like the bumpy Braille nipples The Stevie Wonders

Yes, the erection results are in

- That tasted good. - That tasted like shellfish.

Don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out

- Yeah. - Good. Okay.

- Cool. - Cool.

Like, what do you want to do? What are your dreams?

aww you're peaking me

Cal says that I'm gay because he has a real problem...

It's his birthday, too! Let's sing Happy birthday to Matt!

I can give you the best sex ever.

you were looking for haiti? haiti here now

Are you a recruiter, Jarrad?

Hi, yes, I'm calling because it's more than four hours...

- Know why you're gay? - Because you like Asia.

You ever heard of, Rolling 20s, nigger?

- Great. Nice to see you. - Great. Thanks for coming in.

You've got the VCR and DVD combo.

You're happy then?

Hope you have a big trunk because I'm putting my bike in it.

I bet if you sold those, you could make a lot of money.

- Wow, this is really gonna happen. - Oh, yeah.

and I don't think anybody can see it.

No, it's cool that you're a grandmother.

Yes, I would like that. That would be great.

Let me suck your dick. I would love that

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- Yeah. - Fuck.

You suppose he's had enough?

So, how was that for you?

Davids booking in for a lesson ......

Holy shit man you gotta get on that

I'm going to fuck you so much.

- Hello? - Hey. Hi. Hello.

- Okay, well... - I'm on break.

Richard you have a tiny penis

Would you please help him redeem himself by telling a real sex story?

She would probably find that very erotic.

I hope you got a good mortgage rate cause I'm gonna buy a house with it

Be my groomsman I mean not unless u a bitch

Let's put it up for my man for pulling that number.

You get there... And it's a chick fucking a horse.

Do you want to give it another shot?

It’s gonna kick ass.

You know, Javier...

You're the bitch, bitch!

Fifty dates. 100. I hope not, but whatever.

You're gonna think I’m crazy but let me tell you.. Sandy’s daughter.

STOP SMILING YOU JERK!!

Me every time someone bakes

Deep kissing. There is erotic massage.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Come on nigger, back up. - What's up? Hey...

Leave my torso alone at least.

Fifteen. Screw your 15. 20 percent

You seem really well-groomed and really put together.

It’s All About Connections

But, it still feels so right.

You were looking for a nigga? Nigga here now. See?

No, I'm not okay.

My sister's dick looks big on TV, okay?

- I can imagine. - And I didn't have any bread.

I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours...

I knew it. That makes so much sense, man. Look, he's a virgin.

-Yeah. -Kind of felt bad for the horse

with somebody until...

Lets move forward amicably

Definitely both of those ladies...

YOU’RE GONNA THINK I’M CRAZY

Hey! You fucking with the wrong sand nigga, ok!?

- Did you have a question? - How do I get my wife to do that?

Our souls were connected in this way, I can't describe it.

Okay, all right.

Mike, you got a tiny penis

Mooj, we try to be fair with the schedule but it's hard.

Seriously. I mean, look at this place, man.

you know how we all been know'n you're ghey? because....you're on ghey ass discord

Know what I’m sayin, Bitch is running wild

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Wow! Please sucky Penis.

Hey, Haziz, can you just give us a second?

And you know, all the Accoutrement

Yeah..... We’re not racist either.

Hey wait. Do you have protection? No, I dont like guns.

Do You know what else is sexy!

You're just projecting all over him.

Your dick is so big. And thick.

- Her tits were unbelievable. - Oh, man, I love titties.

I’m very discreet But I will haunt your dreams

with that kind of mentality about women, you sick son of a bitch.

Hurtin for Murt in?

# And Jupiter aligns with Mars #

You okay?? That fucker came outta nowhere!

Look at him. He is such a bad ass.

Everybody dick looks big on 60-inch TV.

When Ariel gets a new person in Studio Guest:

Brooklyn, OK??!?

Do you know how I know you guys are gay? You're holding each other ever so gently.

You’re not invited to party

This is Ben Simmons. I got him when I was a senior in college

and you are by far our best salesman.

Hey, don't be a Negro. Be my nigger. All right? Help me out.

- Me... - Yeah?

Wait. So you're a virgin?

But seriously, I'm going to lay it out for you, right now.

First day stop after corona quarantine

I'm sick of your crybaby bullshit.

When I look into the eyes of the children and the parents...

Go fuck a goat!

And then you fuck the plant

No, actually I'm going out to dinner with somebody.

It just never happened.

That's my baby's dick right there

So this is your first time getting body waxed?

"That's The Second Time I've Heard That."

My boyfriend in college drove a motorcycle.

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God, I just wanna live!

A bag of sand! Come on, man! You could do better than that.

and sing happy birthday for my daughter, please?