Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tackle drunk bitches

I just want to get fucked up and draft

- Yo, Andy. - Yeah.

but I get with women.

for the price of "on the house."

And now I have to go hunt for some hos.

God, I hope I get my period soon

They were just having fun. They didn't mean anything.

Get some roadburn, come on!

if I hear Yah Mo B There one more time I'm gonna yah mo burn this place to the ground

The problem most men have is...

When you say you ate salad but, only have salami to show for it

Jose, you got a tiny penis.

...you got to scope out a hot, drunk chick.

Because her hands were as big as André the Giant's And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls

Wow. Okay. How old are they?

- ...talk about my personal life. - You're a virgin.

Weekend Quarantine Plans Be Like

I’d tap that!

OH! MY GOD! YOU CAME IN YOUR PANTS!

That woman scares the shit out of me And I just want to go home

This is my baby This is my baby’s dick

- Foot fuck! - That's sick, man.

Is that a serious question?

Boner Jams '03. It's a mixed tape I made.

♫ Age of Aquarius ♫

You like to shave, don't you?

And don't confuse that with tipsy. We talking about drunk.

I love Minnesota.

Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss?

- You game? - No.

Do you want me to be dirty?

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius

Did you enjoy last night's date? Ya

Well, I was just wondering...

Are you a deviant or something?

Shut up, Travis!

I don't know. I kind of see this going somewhere.

- You do? - Yeah.

I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it.

- Yeah, let's do it. - Let's do it.

I don't think that anybody knows it...

No, the guys are getting together, we're playing some poker...

- I wouldn't know what to do. - Look, you gotta take a risk.

But...But "But" Is Not A Sentence Klaus.

What are you even talking about?

Get the fuck out of the road, virgin!

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

Nancy what do you wanna do for your birthday?

Thanks. Your hat has sequins.

Frosty, Nigga. I’m talkin spoons. We fuck Feds in the ass.

So you're just gonna let them do that.

That's great, man. I'm telling you, love is a mysterious fig.

Nothing against him, but if I hear Yah Mo B There one more time... I'm gonna yah mo burn this place to the ground.

that you've been playing for two years straight, off...

Just enough to get me baked for like a week.

Oh you’re rinsing me, cool

You're fine then?

She wrote down her number, but I think she gave me her number.

Let me suck your dick. I would like that.

so you got no proof

See, you still mad at me?

It's not about cocks and ass and tits and butthole pleasures.

Oh, you're Jaylin me. Cool.

And clear all my appointments in the afternoon.

Looks like a poltergeist.

If I can keep this commission, with pleasure.

You know how i know youre gay?

What do I have to do for you to have sex with me?

I'm going to fuck you so much tonight.

"Yeah, let's go. I'm so nasty."

You want to see the most beautiful thing in the world? Check this out.

Look at your boobss and everything. I really want to fuck you.

We're wigging out!

Andy, it's going down, partner. We're gonna be...

Nigga here now, SEE!

Hold up. I ain't nobody's nigger.

- No. - And you're making me.

This is hog shit.

Clear all my appointments This afternoon

You get a Sigma 89MM and you get a Sigma 89MM Everyone gets a Sigma 89MM

I really mean this.

- You really like kissing, don't you? - Yes.

You need to stop fucking around with my friend, okay?

Dude, are you gay?

You should keep your hoe on a leash

Me so Gorney! Me so stupid!

- You're a good-looking man. - Thank you.

- That's great, man. - Man!

in some creepy apartment, that's what I'm saying.

Let me dance for you. I would love it.

I remember that girl. She was a ho. For sho.

- Yo, is Paula back? - No. She's not here.

I'm also gonna need that QB on it , for the price of...on the house

First, you relax, okay?

Oral sex play. Sounds like my Friday night.

Fifteen. Screw your 15. 20 Percent.

Looking at the bright side...

This is the Dawning of the Age of Adoption

Are you ready to fuck? I want to fuck you so hard.

And once you've done slayed like 20, 30 of them hood rats Now you ready to reach the upper echelon

I think we're done. I think that's good.

Look, I'm going to be real honest with you.

It’s cool. I got friends who fuck guys...in jail.

It’s about passion

It's about love. It's about people.

- Really? - Yeah.

Okay. Here's what we're gonna do.

This is gonna kick aths

DUDE, ARE YOU GAY?

Not everybody is a pussy magnet.

Fuck her while she watches Murder, She Wrote.

You got a hummer from the tranny, didn't you?

-Leland is refusing to wear his mask in class. -Oh, my God.

I'm okay. It's all right.

You're 90 years old. You know, 90 is the new 70.

- I'll pray for your cock. - Okay, thanks.

I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them.

That makes sense.

Because you're giving him hope, and it's driving the man crazy.

Watching Annabelle Creation

'Cause you're gay and you can tell who other gay people are?

What's going on here? What's going on here?

Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath...

You know what my problem is? I am not interesting.

I bet... Hey, have you been doing a lot of this?

You know how I know that you’re gay? Because you have a P site.

I think... I mean, that sounds gay.

She's different. She's someone I felt like I had...

- Yeah. - You do have some.

I just want you to know that this is the first conversation...

You just got farced up with him

Do you want a blow job?

HE IS SUCH A BAD ASS

and I like seeing you happy.

see it for yourself, check it out.

Dude! Get the FUCK OUT OF HERE

Please Don't Reminisce About The Times We Fucked, Please.

- ...that's love, man. - It sounds horrible.

Okay, fine, you don't have to go out with us if you don't want.

Psychooooo talk

Hope you have a big trunk cause I’m putting my trolley in it

I wanna touch your penis

You know how si know

You know how I know your gay? Cause you asked why.

It’s not about tossing salad!

Lets smoke grass,righ

Why don't you want to have sex with me?

I just sold a guy's G. I. Joe for $1,000.

I apologize, but it's too late.

You both can suck my asshole

So I'll write you up, and I'll meet you over at the register.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hey, Andy! What's up, dude?

Bitch is running wild man…

What is the difference between Hi8 and Digital video tapes?

Hitting your head on the animals

We having a party tonight, Andy...

Because her hands were as big as André the Giant's. And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Wishng you hadn't asked your friends to come support you

I'll tell you who's the hottest.

it's gonna be really, really colorful. Are you free?

- Girlfriend with a problem. - Hello.

It sounds unpleasant and it is.

This is important.

He sounds like a good guy

Seriously? I think we're at 18.

I think it's around 17.

what is the difference between these?

But I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment.

He's practically stalking me.

No, that's okay. That's all right. Sorry.

Come on, Trish!

hitting on drunk "bitches," you know.

Screw these analogies. What he's saying is...

When she says her mood depends on the type of day Well how is the mood striking you now?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

How would you some up 2020

You Looter fucker!

Well played, sir.

Jason, you got a tiny penis

till it was almost like we weren't two people...

Can you just show me the department where there would be phones?

- Do you want to go out sometime? - Yes.

'Cause I didn't know what I was doing.

How does that happen?!

Bryce, you have a tiny penis

And you know what...

You ever heard of the term "fuck buddy"?

- Good morning, Paula. - Andy.

My mother in law is for lack of a better word… dumb

Everytime Trump or the GOP Opens their mouths

Every time Drumpf opens his mouth

You wanna spend the next 60 years of your life...

I served her. She's taken care of. She's a little slow, but she got it now

Yeah, I think so.

Park's Undercarriage "Shit stained balls"

who stomped all over my heart.

Chicken Parm? Yeah I’m the best fuckin chef in the house.

I don't kiss and tell.

She wants birth control. But she's too young.

J Rod being welcomed to his new gym

What's Curious George like in real life?

No, haven't heard that term.

I have condoms right here. Okay? Check The Expiration Date Because They Were From When I Was Married.

do-it-yourself.

What are we gonna do?