Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was wondering whether you had a few minutes...

She starts doing his pubes, I'm out of here.

And we didn't have sex that often. That's why there are so many, okay?

and I just wanna go home, okay?

...you know, obvious. So I chose that.

It’s not about tossing salad

- Do you know how I know you're gay? - How?

I'm not a doctor or anything like that...

- Awful chatty. - Hey...

If you knew her, if you knew who I was dealing with...

Holy shit, man. You've got to get on that.

You know, you said there wasn't gonna be any pressure at all.

Get some fuckin French toast

Way to sell a big TV.

- Oh, my God, the blood just... - Okay, never mind.

"Yeah," right now, but, like, by the third date, it would be:

So you wrote "ho fo show."

You've "borked"?

This is how I'm gonna warm up for you.

and cincinnati bowtie

Oh, it's happening! It's happening! Andy!

and it is not as cool as it sounds like it would be, man.

Skipper for the last time I don’t want your big box of porn

I mean, I'm kind of nervous. I never had oral sex before.

We are the future! Hey everyone who wants penis cake!

HEY HEY HEY bitch's runnin' wild, man

You miss that ass? That's the ass of a free man.

# Let it shine, yeah #

My last boyfriend Sal junior, is a scum bag.

I just want to get fucked up and draft

Yeah, that’s my boy! We represent the same Fuckbois!

What about sex? I really want to fuck you tonight.

I don't have a car with me here, so...

- There is masturbation. - Masturbation. Play with yourself.

- So to speak. - Great.

- And you really haven't? - No, I really haven't.

Did you just flick me in the nuts? No, I flicked you in the fleshy patch where y our nuts used to be

I mean, look, dude. You think this was an accident?

you were looking for a recession? recession here now

It's my personal collection of erotica.

Every time Trump or the GOP open their mouths.......

- Yeah, in their original boxes. - You do?

And I was just obsessing about it and I was like:

that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD...

You take three Excedrin PMs...

Bitch is running wild man

'cause I get really hungry and I'm eating a lot...

You use this GIF

Ha ha! Well, then, I am not doing that either!

Yo, Andy! Come check this out, dawg.

And I had one of my condoms on still.

- ...them little pink teeny nipples. - Oh, yeah.

I have done everything but sex!

That's fucked up.

Let me tell you something, Andy. Don't ever be named Dan.

Berksucker motherfather!

Right, I'm just looking for a cordless phone.

It's not about cock and ass And tits and butthole pleasures.

I love... Spiderman.

# Let the sunshine in #

- Really? - Yeah, you could open your store.

But, now, you can't have any of this.

Yeah, aim high, Willis. Aim high!

No, actually to be totally honest with you...

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Jerk me off Beth!

- It's your birthday, too? - No.

I want to touch your big, fat noodle.

And for God’s sake Consummate the thing

Look at my face. Look at how serious I am.

You know how I know you're gay? You like mma.

- I'm a floor manager. - Okay.

I know. Can I ask you something in confidence?

This is like, the first of three conversations that leads to you being gay…

Hey man! I’ve got a big box Of BABY CLOTHES for ya

That left tackle came out of nowhere

Dark and Cloudy With chance of drive by

At least I don't have to work out tomorrow

Yeah, we gonna celebrate it, man. Yeah.

Their ath is yours Kick ath!

I'd probably go Digital.

"...She was Hurtin for a squrtin'"

I wouldn't mind. You got good genes. How old are you? What, 138?

We can wrap them again later, you know.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Pandora's box of love.

you have sex and that's the long...

- No. - As good as it gets.

- So, thank you. - That's good.

That was Jay's idea, okay?

Quit flicking my balls, man.

You could do it. You could totally pull it off.

Let me... I have something I want to tell you.

Man, you know what, tonight is the night.

I didn't hear anything after "a liar."

Let's say y'all living together.

Go shoot yourself in the fucking head.

- This one looks pretty good. - You don't wanna buy that VCR.

What are you? 25?

You don't wanna go, do you? Okay, you can stay.

Celibacy is the way to go man

Stultz, you got a tiny penis…

so you got no proof

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Okay. New tape.

Shut up Seth. We went to temple

You need to try Some wrong, dog!

Let the sunshine

- This is James. - James. Do I know you, James?

Look, there is a hot-ass girl who works right there.

Are you here for Andy's party I am Andy's Party

Marla, get the fuck out of my room!

This is gonna be bad

- Yeah, I better go back to work. - Yeah.

- That's what you want to suck on? - Yeah.

I'm gon take em as disrespect.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Because her hands were as big as André the Giant's And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls

I want to take you underneath the Eiffel Tower and make love to you.

It's all right.

I got a corpse in my way.

Congratulations.

Thanks, they are. They're great. The goldfish just crack me up.

if some girl had just vomited shellfish sandwich into your mouth.

"for the price of "on the house""

you on my level. Come on.

ou were looking for a nigga? Nigga here now. You see?

Archimedes to Vitrious

No, I was... I thought you were really boring and...

That I run this thread! And now he about to bounce.

It's nothing official.

That's much more valuable than Steve Austin.

Oh My god your dick is huge!

I'm the dude with the hot granny.

# No more falsehoods or derisions #

That sounds nice.

I'm so Sexy. Yes you are.

- Can you help me? - No, you're on your own here.

You're pretty god, i just want to live

that was the Mona Lisa of transvestites.

It's not about fucking and balls and pussy.

All of this right here, premeditated partner

You know, I drive by this place every day.

I gotta give her the space.

Damn Niggers Don't understand internets

Everyone's, "You gotta check out one of these shows."

Jesus Christ. Marla locked herself in the bathroom.

when you start f'in with open guard

Okay, but why every damn schedule comes up, I get most early shift?

Hey man got a big box of porn for ya

I'm gonna start taking you back to church.

Spider man iron man dead pool

Did you just move in or something?

I don't want to send you running for the hills or anything, but...

That was a joke, man. I know you’re free

Well, I don't think you understand something, Dave.

- My God. Sorry I'm late, man. - No problem.

Can I get you another cocktail?

if the mood strikes.

You watching Survivor tonight?

So will you go talk to her?

For the last time, I don't want to watch School of cock with you

Butthole pleasures

You want to fuck?

It's a baby BOY!!!

Yeah, That's My Boy. We Represent Waymo.

That was good. That was okay.

What about sex? I really want to fuck you.

Giving Gary the old heads up before my flying triangle

- Ready? - Yeah.

Ben, you got a tiny penis…

- Please stop. - And Cincinnati bowtie.

Oh. I got your titty. It's so soft.

Miami in February? Well played, sir.

More than these other losers.

Is there something you should know about her?

- Gandhi baked is good. - Yes, isn't it?

Oh my God, the blood just

I'm going to fuck you so hard tonight.

Hornacious, you got a tiny penis…

You wait for it to grow into a plant... and then you fuck the plant.

I think you're the sexiest man I have ever seen

Fuck me in the pussy And the ass

That's good, yeah. If you have time, look around. It's...

Yes, Mr. President. Yes, the erection results are in.

Dear Kim Kardashian #IJS. #HandleThat

Do you have any weed?

Me so Gorney! Me so stupid!

and then I "sell" it on eBay.

Oh, drag, dude.

I am going to tell her.

'cause she just thought that I wouldn't be a good father...

Yeah, it's so sad.

It's Oscar Goldman.

When your son is born, is he already in parole?

Oh, my God, I cannot believe this. Thank God you're here.

because no one is hornier than a girl...

- Okay. - Okay.

Amy and I, we used to watch Harry Twatter...

walk around with a rubber ear in your pocket all day?

# Hey, don't worry I've been lied to #

she's picking me up in an hour.

is such a good guy.

- No, I was never. - Right, you see what I mean?

- Right. - That's it.

he made a fool of himself.

You scumbag! Ass kisser!

Let's fuck in the bathtub.

You send links that look gay.

Andy, for the last time...

# The sunshine in #

… and then I stole the dog

I want to fuck you hard.

Andy, nobody cares that you're a virgin.

- Hey, Paula. - Yeah.

I'm gonna take them as disrespect.

Good luck to you, and to you. And I'll give you a call.

Can I help you?

- Who's calling, please? - This is Andy.

and your ad said to call if it's been more than four hours.

We're gonna have to get you some punani.

- This is gonna be fun. - Yes.

Hey, enjoy your Orange.

What about sex? I really want to fuck you.

We're gonna need A bigger calming stone

Ya'll done or ya'll...

Be my groomsman I mean not unless you a bitch

You guy's are hair-larious

# No, we ain't talking about no Scorpio #

These are my things...

Why do I need your number if you're across the street, though?

Wow This is graphic

I'm going to fuck you. That's why we're here.

All you got to do is use your instinct.