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Just double-checking. No.
I want my tickets too! And I'm buying the Knicks!
Oh, man, I would've slept with him!
- Hey, Steve. - Chandler, hi.
Thanks. Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?
Now, what's more important, your friends or money?
Except I don't care about Charlie.
You know what? I'm gonna throw in 50 bucks for you.
You're right, it has been your dream for over 15 seconds.
There's two messages. This could be from work.
- Will you get me tickets too? - Yeah, me too.
Okay. Good. You guys were so scared.
Well, that depends.
Aw. You know what? You can have mine.
You're both wishing for the same thing.
- Why? - Because I know that you think...
I'm really sorry, man. It was a lot of fun working with you
Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier...
My mother picked her up two hours ago. You were there.
- Uh, you're not gonna win. - I know the odds are against us...
She said, "Gleba"!
Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me "Daddy" too.
I like those odds!
...that the lottery is boo-hockey...
Oh, yeah, the casserole lady.
ME EVERY TIME I FILL UP