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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
WITH A LINE OF CARS DOWN THE BLOCK.
DEPICTED IN THAT WAY.
- YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!
IT CAN BE HARD TO DRAW IN CUSTOMERS.
YOU KNOW, BUT AGAIN, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO CLAIM THE REBATE,
IS THAT THIS WAS ABOUT MORE THAN JUST HELPING A GAS STATION.
YEAH, THIS IS GOOD.
- YEAH, IT MIGHT BE FUNNY IF HE'S CHINESE,
RUNNING A GAS STATION IS NOT EASY,
THEY TELL THEIR PATIENTS TO DRINK URINE,
- BY THE END OF THE NIGHT,
- LITTLE SQUINTY EYES AND BIG BUCK TEETH.
SO WE'LL CHECK BACK WITH THIS IN A BIT.
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Nathan for You Cheaper to fill gas tank with champagne.
- WELL, YOU HAVE TO ANSWER SOME RIDDLES FIRST.
.
AND THINKING, "THAT'S HUGE."
- WELL, WE AGREE WITH YOU,
- THINGS WERE OFF TO AN OKAY START,
BY PETTINGER, BOJANIC, AND HOOPER?
- YEAH. - WHY?
TOLD ME THAT I WOULD HAVE TO COME HIKE MOUNT CHILEO
SO I'M NOT GONNA-- BUT, YEAH.
- IS IT REALLY $1.75?
- THAT'S RIGHT. HOW COME YOU GOT AWAY WITH--
THAT THEY'D BE WILLING TO CAMP OUT
- OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
- AND FROM THEN ON, IT WAS SMOOTH SAILING.
- THANK YOU.
BUT WHAT I HAD TOLD NO ONE
- NOPE.
IS FRIENDSHIP.
LIKE I EXPECTED, PEOPLE WERE FILLING UP
TO RE-BRAND GREG AS "THE KING OF STING."
YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT PERSONALLY.
FORTUNATELY, MOST OF THEM FAILED TO READ THE FINE PRINT
GETTING TO RELAX A BIT,
- HEY. - OH, LAURIE.
AND YOU HAVE TO DRAW A COUPLE.
- THE ONLY DRUGS THAT THE FDA WILL APPROVE
BUT I NEVER SLEEP.
- MY COUSIN HOLDS ICE CREAM.
THAT WE CAN DRINK OUR OWN PEE
- UH...
YOU HAVE A TEST AT 9:00?
- WHO?
- THE GENTLEMAN WHO WORKED IN THE GAS STATION
WITHIN MINUTES OF THE SIGN GOING UP,