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SO I'M NOT GONNA-- BUT, YEAH.
IS THAT THIS WAS ABOUT MORE THAN JUST HELPING A GAS STATION.
THEY TELL THEIR PATIENTS TO DRINK URINE,
- LITTLE SQUINTY EYES AND BIG BUCK TEETH.
.
- NOPE.
- YEAH, IT MIGHT BE FUNNY IF HE'S CHINESE,
- THANK YOU.
- THAT'S RIGHT. HOW COME YOU GOT AWAY WITH--
- YEAH. - WHY?
- THE ONLY DRUGS THAT THE FDA WILL APPROVE
THAT WE CAN DRINK OUR OWN PEE
- YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!
YOU KNOW, BUT AGAIN, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO CLAIM THE REBATE,
WITHIN MINUTES OF THE SIGN GOING UP,
- BY THE END OF THE NIGHT,
AND THINKING, "THAT'S HUGE."
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- HEY. - OH, LAURIE.
FORTUNATELY, MOST OF THEM FAILED TO READ THE FINE PRINT
- IS IT REALLY $1.75?
GETTING TO RELAX A BIT,
BUT WHAT I HAD TOLD NO ONE
WITH A LINE OF CARS DOWN THE BLOCK.
Nathan for You Cheaper to fill gas tank with champagne.
LIKE I EXPECTED, PEOPLE WERE FILLING UP
BUT I NEVER SLEEP.
YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT PERSONALLY.
TOLD ME THAT I WOULD HAVE TO COME HIKE MOUNT CHILEO
- OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
- UH...
- WELL, YOU HAVE TO ANSWER SOME RIDDLES FIRST.
IT CAN BE HARD TO DRAW IN CUSTOMERS.
THAT THEY'D BE WILLING TO CAMP OUT
- AND FROM THEN ON, IT WAS SMOOTH SAILING.
YEAH, THIS IS GOOD.
YOU HAVE A TEST AT 9:00?
BY PETTINGER, BOJANIC, AND HOOPER?
SO WE'LL CHECK BACK WITH THIS IN A BIT.
AND YOU HAVE TO DRAW A COUPLE.
- THE GENTLEMAN WHO WORKED IN THE GAS STATION
- WHO?
IS FRIENDSHIP.
DEPICTED IN THAT WAY.
- WELL, WE AGREE WITH YOU,
- THINGS WERE OFF TO AN OKAY START,
RUNNING A GAS STATION IS NOT EASY,
- MY COUSIN HOLDS ICE CREAM.
TO RE-BRAND GREG AS "THE KING OF STING."