Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THREE PEOPLE WITH SO MUCH FREE TIME
- I LIKE YOU, JASON ALEXANDER. I FIND YOU SEXY.
- IT WORKS, BUT LET'S SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE
BUT IT IS A LITTLE BIT APPREHENSIVE
YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEE $1.75 GASOLINE ANYMORE.
AND HE STARTED SKETCHING THEM OUT.
YOU DON'T WANT TO GET IN PEOPLE'S WAY OR ANYTHING,
ON THEIR REBATE SLIPS.
WHEN I BEGAN THIS THING,
AND THAT WILL CURE EVERY DISEASE?
- IF MY NATUROPATH TOLD ME TO DRINK URINE,
I HAD YOU DRAW ME, IT WASN'T FUNNY.
I WAS STUNNED BY THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE
- WHOSE PEE?
AND I COULD TELL THAT HE WAS READY TO TRY THEM OUT
- LET'S DO IT. - LET'S DO THIS.
- IT'S UP TO YOU.
BUT IT'S HARD FOR ME TO SEE MY GRANDPA
IF YOU ANSWERED YES,
- REALLY? - YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT, SO IT'S 4:15 A.M.,
IT PROVED TO BE AN INSTANT HIT,
- THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY, YEAH.
TO FILL UP YOUR CAR WITH CHAMPAGNE,
- ARE YOU SERIOUS? - I'M SERIOUS.
- NO ONE LIKED ELVIS WHEN HE FIRST CAME OUT,
TO ADVERTISE THE CHEAPEST GAS IN THE COUNTRY.
AT FIRST, GREG SEEMED RESISTANT TO THE CONCEPT.
IT WOULD ONLY BE FAIR TO MAKE CLAIMING THIS REBATE
BUT I DID.
THAN JUST A HIKE.
- I CAN'T BE ANNOYED? - NO.
- WHAT PERCENT OF YOUR GRADE IS IT OVER?
- YEAH, SOMETIMES YOU'RE SCARED FOR SOMETHING.
YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT, IT'S FINE.
IN WATER, I SINK DEEP.
WEREN'T JUST CHEAPSKATES LOOKING FOR A DEAL.
BUT THEN, THE TIDE SHIFTED.