Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- WELL, PLAY IT. LET'S HEAR IT.
- YOU KNOW, AT THE BEGINNING OF ALL THIS,
THAT AS LONG AS HE WAS UP FRONT WITH HIS CUSTOMERS,
- IT'S A ROYALTY-FREE MUSIC SONG
- AS RAY BEGAN LECTURING ME ABOUT ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE,
- NO, I'M SLEEPING.
- DO YOU WANT A HUG?
THE FRIENDSHIP THAT WE GAINED HERE IS JUST INCREDIBLE,
- LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TO PICK UP MY KID TILL 3:00 TOMORROW.
COMEDY CENTRAL ROASTS,
TO HELP STRUGGLING SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS
- BUT WHY--
I SAW THAT THIS WAS WORRYING DANIEL,
- WHY-- - BECAUSE IT'S CLEAN.
IT'S UP TO YOU
- THAT'S NOT LAURIE. - YES, IT'S ON LAURIE.
IF YOU'RE STAYING, YOU CAN'T YELL AT ME LIKE THAT.
A PLACE WHOSE HISTORY IS AS RICH
I MEAN, THIS IS DEFINITELY--
- HE WAS WILLING TO DRINK PEE.
HOW'S THAT?
- YEAH. IS THAT COOL?
HOWEVER, BE ASSURED THAT ONCE THEY GET UP THERE,
I CANNOT COMPETE WITH THE BIG COMPANIES.
HE HAS YET TO MAKE A NAME FOR HIMSELF.
- IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
A COMPLETELY LEGAL REBATE THAT ABSOLUTELY NO ONE CLAIMS.
- PEOPLE LAUGHED.
I SET OUT TO CREATE THE WORLD'S FIRST PERFECT REBATE,
AND THEN IT'S AN HOUR AND A HALF HIKE FROM THERE.
NOW I'M USING MY KNOWLEDGE
- AFTER A WEEK TO GET EVERYTHING PREPARED,
TO GET THIS REBATE?
- IT'S NOT A MAIL-IN REBATE, NO.
- DO YOU GUYS KNOW WON'T BE THE SAME
THE WHOLE WAY IN THE TENT.
- SANTA CLAUS IS THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK OF.
[laughs]