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- YOU KNOW, AT THE BEGINNING OF ALL THIS,
- THAT'S NOT LAURIE. - YES, IT'S ON LAURIE.
- IT'S NOT A MAIL-IN REBATE, NO.
THE WHOLE WAY IN THE TENT.
IT'S UP TO YOU
- SANTA CLAUS IS THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK OF.
- HE WAS WILLING TO DRINK PEE.
TO HELP STRUGGLING SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS
HOW'S THAT?
[laughs]
- WHY-- - BECAUSE IT'S CLEAN.
- IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
- WELL, PLAY IT. LET'S HEAR IT.
- BUT WHY--
I MEAN, THIS IS DEFINITELY--
AND THEN IT'S AN HOUR AND A HALF HIKE FROM THERE.
- AS RAY BEGAN LECTURING ME ABOUT ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE,
- DO YOU WANT A HUG?
- DO YOU GUYS KNOW WON'T BE THE SAME
HOWEVER, BE ASSURED THAT ONCE THEY GET UP THERE,
THE FRIENDSHIP THAT WE GAINED HERE IS JUST INCREDIBLE,
A PLACE WHOSE HISTORY IS AS RICH
- YEAH. IS THAT COOL?
A COMPLETELY LEGAL REBATE THAT ABSOLUTELY NO ONE CLAIMS.
COMEDY CENTRAL ROASTS,
I SET OUT TO CREATE THE WORLD'S FIRST PERFECT REBATE,
IF YOU'RE STAYING, YOU CAN'T YELL AT ME LIKE THAT.
HE HAS YET TO MAKE A NAME FOR HIMSELF.
- IT'S A ROYALTY-FREE MUSIC SONG
I SAW THAT THIS WAS WORRYING DANIEL,
NOW I'M USING MY KNOWLEDGE
TO GET THIS REBATE?
- NO, I'M SLEEPING.
THAT AS LONG AS HE WAS UP FRONT WITH HIS CUSTOMERS,
I CANNOT COMPETE WITH THE BIG COMPANIES.
- PEOPLE LAUGHED.
- LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TO PICK UP MY KID TILL 3:00 TOMORROW.
- AFTER A WEEK TO GET EVERYTHING PREPARED,