Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shaq stopped visiting the kids at this hospital

Hi, I'm Stacey, one of Russ' nurses.

I deserved to be with someone who loved to go dancing

No, you're supposed to not care.

I need to speak to Linda in HR.

Titus, are you serious?

I love to travel.

Kimberly Cougar Schmidt,

My wife is dying to meet you.

her ass or her face, and I don't have face money!

- -Ow, quit biting me, dog.

with a focus on the Viet-ma'am war.

Look, I just want my Russ back,

and looking for a dumb excuse to bail?

over these past few years, what with making tenure...

I'll gladly donate Kimmy's.

'cause I'm Kimmy Schmidt,

Russ may be coming home tomorrow, and I don't know if I could handle it.

Did you know that Nabokov's native language was Russian

for a baby to be named Linda?

Kimmy! Kimmy, there you are!

Titus is growing. You are devastated.

my family keeps writing, "New phone who dis?"

it's actually pronounced "Leenda,"

In fact, Dr. Moreau thinks

and that's exactly what Reuben is.

She works in human resources.

Then maybe this is for the best.

and there are a ton of complaints about your piercings on Yelp.

Ah. Uh, I accidentally opened Adobe.

and I don't exist.

I don't want your humiliation on there any more than--

We only invite the most interesting people, of course.

Are you sure you're not just freaking out about the baby

You're Linda P., damn it.

I feel like Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard.

but it is the kind of thing

What the living hell was that?

I'm trying to find my old therapist.

Kimmy, hold up.