Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

forget all about "kid gets erection at bar mitzvah."

They're not chickens.

Plato, Aristotle.

What are you saying, Lindas?

And achieving lesbian bed death.

and they know it's their fault,

The gel is slipping into my leg again!

Also, he is extremely poor.

will you drive me to my boyfriend's wife's house later?

is a better murderer than the one last night.

What are you? Irish?

We used to hook up.

Kimmy Schmidt is free, okay?

but he could be a creep in English and French as well?

It seems like just yesterday

This chick got bunkered!

Somebody got into the SlimFast again.

Mmm. Isn't it fishy?

Your baby's name is...

Power hour is Here Lets Get this Bread and Stack our fees

Can you believe it?

I would have thought a guy with a baby would freak you out.

But, Jorqueline,

Look, the Internet has everyone's most embarrassing stuff on it,

Now, the doctors had to put pieces of thigh in his face,

It's like the worm, but you're on your side.

That's my class.

Now, the post-smooshing patients

and a professor

Will you make that for me next pancake day?

--Uh, mes putains?

I've never been to a fancy dinner before.

But when she's in a better mood,

- Oh. - And I'm Titus A.

And that's coming from

skipping everywhere on campus.

already knows everything

He made a robot that's racist.

Look, I've been through some stuff.

No, just thought it was cute.

A baby named Linda is weird

Okay, here's my point.

I'm here for you, Mimi.

Anyway, this place does a great eel roll.

And that's how I'm gonna beat the Internet.

The other students will be all like,

It’s not funny

but it doesn't.