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Whatever you need--
mentioned in Shakespeare, you will find
If Linda fills her purse with the SlimFast,
Thanks, Andrea.
I'd like to introduce you to Linda.
into the 21st century by rapping them.
unless my Tinder date tonight
It's part of why I'm here.
But why?
-Good night, everybody! -Good night!
I googled you,
-Linda-- -You'll never make it.
Did they flip him over and forget which side is up?
What happened?
Look, it's just something people do.
You both have to pretend you don't want the last bite.
started eating at the table with me.
Has she googled me?
I didn't start going by Linda till...
And mine didn't move at all.
When I brought you a bouquet, you ate it.
It was invented by nerds, and you know how they are.
I need your help.
Yeah, I googled myself.
I don't want to go to the gym
Humiliating.
his bitch baby.
You must be Kimmy. Oh!
I'd love to.
Maybe we can watch it together sometime.
My last one shrunk in the wash after I ate a ham.
Did Linda do an oopsie?
M-U-M-M-I-C...
I'm not Jacqueline.
You know,
My name is in the title.
After Gary left, I dated a lot of guys
That is correct.
Good point, Perry.
What happened last night?
Think of all the time and energy
Yes.