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I'm on day two, Whole30.
Dinner is served!
That's my therapist.
They named their baby linda
like the table at that magic show I took you to.
without murdering Mimi Kanassis,
with a loaded gun in her tights.
-I went to pick up Linda... -Mm.
I grabbed her hair at a high school basketball game.
so it is not so weird on the baby.
Titus.
What the living hell was that?
Who's Linda? His boss?
Watch out. Non-stationary bike.
Do your worst, tubes,
Outside bones or teeth.
You gave up halfway through a revolving door.
Hey, what are you doing here?
I want to meet Shaq!
Cats don't meow around other cats.
Well, I just checked on the chicken.
Why are you still onstage?
Wow.
Yeah, that's a mistake.
What does one even wear
Nothing that we ever need to get into--
Whoa.
It's a lot to take in.
'cause they're always finding little problems
Look, I'm actually kind of glad you're here.
These are the first street philosophers.
So-- So wait.
I guess I have made a name for myself
She does get most of her plastic surgery
Hey, Tevin!
I need to speak to Linda in HR
Titus and Kimmy... grown-ups!
Okay, what'd you do, google yourself?
I have to go to the airport to pick up Jorqueline.
Someone else be interesting.
Oh, grown-ups are all over the Internet.
My parents, the Octomom.
and rearrange his ossa exterior.
2 x 3 x 5 x 5 x 5 x 5 x 13 = 9750
Um...
I asked him to present it in my intro philosophy class tomorrow.
Rhyme time!
Uh, break it down!