Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

there was always a nanny or a horse

No, some things are pretty black-and-white.

Oh, my God, is he gonna rap?

'cause the glass ceiling just got shattered.

Not today, Internet.

the bandages will come off tomorrow.

I guess I wanted to prove I could move on after Mikey,

stack his kidneys so that the horse pancreas would fit,

not-- "a ball of holes"?

It's a psychosexual chess match.

Have you seen "girl poops pants at spelling bee"?

and then when I'm president of America,

I flipped and ran away like a pancake with legs.

and stop worrying about it.

but being with him is an opportunity for me to grow as a person.

What do you think they'd say about how crazy it is

That woman is a nightmare.

So lookit, what if you didn't have to put in all that effort, okay?

always looking over your shoulder with that big ol' pumpkin head of yours.

There's only one way to find out.

increasingly special to us.

I'm supposed to be at Reuben's before this sweats off

Jacqueline. My love.

My partner and equal!

Linda always says "Mondays" whenever she does an oopsie.

He's got a baby.

are me, myself, and I.

or wasn't a Juggalo king.

You better not be using up all your data.

on the World Wide Web?

Can you believe my Guatemalan butt implants got infected?

I don't even know what that means,

Yeah, that takes some getting used to.

Uh, is Linda D. proud of her nephew?

And by the way, I think your idea to rap philosophy is stupid.

you have spent keeping your secret,

This is my dad's girlfriend.

because of her.

Tamara here is a poet

Sure, it's scary and new, like a recently purchased Halloween mask,

With smooshing victims,

Also, I did not bring a dog in here.