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♪ I need light support, a credit card To meet me halfway there ♪
- Felt wrong when he said it. - I'll go get ready.
Is everything all right with you and Enrique?
♪ Hear a boop, stop and snoop Keep it low-key ♪
♪ Too many choices And my head is swimmin' ♪
I'll tell him you say hi. Bye.
Or if I've been cleaning, scrubbing, waxing, lotioning,
and one that's... whoever you decide to be.
Oh, sure. Of course. I'll be... fine. Got my bra-face on.
- Oh, boy. - Uh-oh.
There!
Tell him, "No, thank you"?
[grunts] I don't know, Dad. That one has mesh. Is that too meshy?
When Bitsy realizes she doesn't have the key, she'll think I took it.
♪ You can trust me, Daddy won't see ♪
Crap. We need to find out what they're talking about.
♪ I've got a bra-blem ♪
♪ Oh, my gah, I would kill for this bra ♪
I guess that's me?
♪ Keep it, keep it low-key Keep it low-key ♪
- I don't know, Dad. Do you? - I could... gander a guess.
- You're the guy for this right now. - I am?
So, just curious, why did you find my key in a pile of poop in the park?
It's Marvin. The editor in chief of the paper you own.
And then I realized there was a key in it, so I brought it here.
Then we're gonna find exactly that. Not freaked out at all.
Now you've got two great bras.
Wow. Is bra shopping always such a rush? Whoo-hoo.
I'm gonna take your advice and not be quite so obsessive about Shampagne.
- Can you come into my office? - Why? I'm in a meeting.
- ♪ Wire ♪ - ♪ Uh-oh, we're down to the wire ♪
[coughing]
Why? Uh, because we need to talk...
- ♪ Go, go ♪ - ♪ Go ♪
- Damn it. - False alarm.
Now, before anyone sells anything, may I tell you a story?
- Hey, what about that vent? - Good idea.
Quick? Shampagne's more of a slow and steady wins the race kind of pooper.
Because I did. Why am I talking to you?
my furry life partner.