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♪ Or hold me up I'm like I'm feeling stuck ♪
Maybe I'll buy that stupid newspaper too.
Take a look at this bra... option. Bra-ption.
Sure, I do. Now, off you go and take all the time you need.
I'm sure I threw it out years ago.
♪ Bitsy takes the time To lock her cabinet ♪
Okay. Nice knowing you.
Hey, Cole. Wanna play pirates today?
Um, hello?
Well, I was in the park. And I saw your dog, Shampagne, do his business.
Shampagne, hold me for one last time. Oh, God.
It was the '60s.
Shampagne, if you want to eat keys, I can get you keys. Just not that one.
♪ So the story Of that little key is this ♪
- [phone rings] - Oh! It's the doorman buzzing.
[grunts] Damn you, movies, for making me think this would work.
[grunts, panting] Bitsy, back so soon?
or live on a doughnut and also be a doughnut?
♪ You're gonna get high fives I bet My baby is a bra-star ♪
I'm glad you're here. There's a lot of options.
So I'm helping Marvin write a buttload of articles in a day.
Mostly because you're screaming.
- Okay. So, give me the boob brief. - Um, I just want, um, uh--
♪ It was hidden from view ♪
I'm mostly talking about myself.
- [both] Really? - Why not? I could be your bra-bro.
♪ No va-va-vroom is there ♪
Your paper's broke. I'm rich, and I want to buy it. The end.
♪ No, I dropped it on our walk Which may have been your last ♪