Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because I wouldn't let him use my nail file.

So then at the very end,

And your rings. Your rings.

"If you can read this, you are a dork."

Okay, we gotta get outta here right now.

I call it the Garrelli 1000.

This is Dave's office.

Stand here, and we'll test it out, all right?

had the exact same defect.

Uh, no one ratted anyone out.

Um...I think that one's probably from Milos, the janitor.

Are you sure it didn't say "a baby"?

"You got chocolate in my peanut butter."

Okay, maybe not.

So, thanks. Meeting adjourned.

This is all ridiculous anyway,

And please don't retaliate, all right?

Then who do you want me to rat on?

What we have here is a state-of-the-art,

Well, Dave, how stupid could they be?

JIMMY [OVER SYSTEM]: Hi, Dave.

Yeah, that scared him off.

And this one: "I have doobie in my funk."

I snuck Jimmy in under my coat.

BILL: He's on a fishing trip.

Right on, my brother.

Oh, sounds very relaxing.

Blah, blah, blah.

I don't have time for this.

...the boss they're probably referring to is me.

Didn't you ever call my colon-cleansing guy?

Go on! Go get her!

the complaint box for, you know, petty moaning and bitching,

Somebody's hammering outside my office.

Well, what are your demands?

like, say, the spokes of a cheap,

of the regulations enacted by the corporation--

I'm trying to talk to Roger here.