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Dave, he's just this tiny little box,
I'm serious.
"Matthew has been staring at me all day...and I love it."
Uh, actually, I-- I only paid for one ticket.
Know how you told me not to put a bell on it?
I know it seems silly, but the, uh--
Yeah. Watch.
It's a definite clicking.
in Funkadelic's song, "Chocolate City."
Don't worry. You know, we'll get the coffee machine,
employee conduct guidelines, and, uh...
a member of the legal community,
Those guidelines are very important.
All right.
One moment.
[COUGHS]
Have a seat, sir.
Oh, yeah.
You're not in a yellow cabin cruiser, are you?
But, uh, apparently you called someone "baby."
Soul.
Dave, I am not sleeping with Mr.James.
ALL: Shaft!
And while the B word, as I call it,
If someone complained about me, can't you give me my official
Okay, Matthew, wait right there.
Are we gonna be wrapping this up anytime soon?
Yeah.
Hi, Catherine.
You're right.
I'm-- I'm trying to, sir.
Mr. James, I never promised you that.
Yup, yup, yup.
Could be. Mm-hmm.
Dave...
I think it is necessary, because I do, actually.
I signed something without reading it,
Well, at least the three of you
Well, now, look, that wasn't wasted time, Dave.
Well, I'll be damned.
"We need more complaint cards."
But you didn't hear it from me.
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