Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Listen, Lauren, I'm not super comfortable being on camera.

Lois, don't ruin this for me. Don't ruin this like you ruined Kix cereal.

Well, look on the bright side.

Order me a beer. I have to find a spot for my motorcycle.

Look, there's Brody Jenner. God, what a douchebag!

So if I did anything that might have offended you, I'm sorry.

But Lauren carries one in her vagina.

you do your homework; you do your chores;

- Your Junior Mints play MP3s? - My iPod is chocolate?

where they detail the account of Admiral Halsey's victory at Midway.

- I know Lee from Starbucks. Hey, is that Desiree?

- Well, why aren't you playing with them? - 'Cause I don't have a glove.

- Hi, I'm Jillian. - Desiree. Charmed.

It was so cute when you thought Manet was Monet.

Well, I think it's wonderful that you're dating such a classy,

like Dogwood and Blondie, like in the funnies?

And for the gentlemen?

Great. And I'm sure DeShawn would love to meet you.

This doesn't make any sense. If you're so smart, why do you hide it?

Ok Spencer I know

When am I to find a gentleman to wed?

I'll go have a talk with him.

Sweetie, since when do you wear reading glasses?

No, wait. That was William Conrad.

I find Aristophanes' quasi-satirical origin myth

Hello? Oh, hey, Lee.

Well, Halsey Was Hospitalized With Psoriasis At The Outset Of The Battle