Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I think it's wonderful that you're dating such a classy,

- I know Lee from Starbucks. Hey, is that Desiree?

This doesn't make any sense. If you're so smart, why do you hide it?

I'll go have a talk with him.

Lois, don't ruin this for me. Don't ruin this like you ruined Kix cereal.

Listen, Lauren, I'm not super comfortable being on camera.

Ok Spencer I know

Look, there's Brody Jenner. God, what a douchebag!

you do your homework; you do your chores;

like Dogwood and Blondie, like in the funnies?

Great. And I'm sure DeShawn would love to meet you.

Well, Halsey Was Hospitalized With Psoriasis At The Outset Of The Battle

So if I did anything that might have offended you, I'm sorry.

And for the gentlemen?

- Your Junior Mints play MP3s? - My iPod is chocolate?

But Lauren carries one in her vagina.

- Well, why aren't you playing with them? - 'Cause I don't have a glove.

Hello? Oh, hey, Lee.

It was so cute when you thought Manet was Monet.

where they detail the account of Admiral Halsey's victory at Midway.

When am I to find a gentleman to wed?

Order me a beer. I have to find a spot for my motorcycle.

I find Aristophanes' quasi-satirical origin myth

- Hi, I'm Jillian. - Desiree. Charmed.

No, wait. That was William Conrad.

Well, look on the bright side.

Sweetie, since when do you wear reading glasses?