Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Listen, Lauren, I'm not super comfortable being on camera.

I'll go have a talk with him.

It was so cute when you thought Manet was Monet.

Well, I think it's wonderful that you're dating such a classy,

- Hi, I'm Jillian. - Desiree. Charmed.

Lois, don't ruin this for me. Don't ruin this like you ruined Kix cereal.

where they detail the account of Admiral Halsey's victory at Midway.

Great. And I'm sure DeShawn would love to meet you.

- Your Junior Mints play MP3s? - My iPod is chocolate?

Sweetie, since when do you wear reading glasses?

This doesn't make any sense. If you're so smart, why do you hide it?

And for the gentlemen?

Well, Halsey Was Hospitalized With Psoriasis At The Outset Of The Battle

Ok Spencer I know

When am I to find a gentleman to wed?

Well, look on the bright side.

So if I did anything that might have offended you, I'm sorry.

Order me a beer. I have to find a spot for my motorcycle.

But Lauren carries one in her vagina.

Hello? Oh, hey, Lee.

I find Aristophanes' quasi-satirical origin myth

you do your homework; you do your chores;

- Well, why aren't you playing with them? - 'Cause I don't have a glove.

like Dogwood and Blondie, like in the funnies?

No, wait. That was William Conrad.

- I know Lee from Starbucks. Hey, is that Desiree?

Look, there's Brody Jenner. God, what a douchebag!