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Just throw all your cards on the table at once.
- You out on the town with a hot date. - How are you a hot date?
Looks like she finally found someone after dating that last loser.
- But that- - Oh, yes, Sarah, I know. That sucks.
As a matter of fact, she's coming over for dinner tonight.
Here it is. Brian. Oh, no. Wait.
No, yeah. That's the part I'm at.
All the things that make us
I was shopping for hats... Hang on. I'm coming over.
You know, I thought I was over her, but I'm not. I'm...
for the next generation of space shuttles.
- I see. And you really feel that way? - Yeah.
I thought that maybe I would just DJ the wedding myself.
- She dated someone after me? - No. See how I set up my own joke?
Oh! Oh, thanks.
I want to make sure it all goes off without a hitch.
I'm too old to go to prison! They'll rape me,
Please, Jillian, I love you.
I'm in love with her. I'm in love with Jillian.
- All right, I can't do this! - Can't do what?
No, it's okay. I have a dog.
OH HEY LEE
Hey, those people look familiar.
They don't use metal because it reacts chemically with the fish eggs
Fine. If you're so over her, we should all go out to dinner.
How could I have been so myopic?