Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, you know, if you don't mind, I'm sort of a low-profile kind of person.

You're slacking on your chores. You're fighting at school. Things are out of control.

My God, Lauren! What am I gonna do? I'm still in love with Jillian.

So, you're a golden retriever?

Oh, my God! You're right.

Brian was quoted as saying, "Oh, yeah, we just do it me style. "

Oh, yeah? Did you stay in town or did you "head for the hills"?

Well, Lauren, it's a real pleasure having you here for dinner.

- Are you saying I'm not smart? - You don't have to be.

I wasn't even supposed to come in to work today.

The wedding's tomorrow,

Congratulations on your upcoming nuptials.

Have you seen the news about Lauren Conrad and Brian Griffin?

You had your chance. I mean, I thought you were my soul train,

Big deal. I could care less about going to that wedding.

Well, I don't know why anyone should want to marry.

Not quite, Brian. There's still one thing you can do.

Jillian, don't you want your own father to give you away?

- Hey, buddy, where are all your pals? - Playing baseball.

- Who's that? - It's just this jerk that goes to my school.

Can I cook or can't I?

Whoa! You're angry at her, not me. No wonder you're alone.

2 x 2 x 3 x 5 x 13 = 780

I just gave him time-out! We don't do time-out anymore.