Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Are you saying I'm not smart? - You don't have to be.

You're slacking on your chores. You're fighting at school. Things are out of control.

I just gave him time-out! We don't do time-out anymore.

Have you seen the news about Lauren Conrad and Brian Griffin?

Brian was quoted as saying, "Oh, yeah, we just do it me style. "

Well, I don't know why anyone should want to marry.

Well, Lauren, it's a real pleasure having you here for dinner.

- Who's that? - It's just this jerk that goes to my school.

Big deal. I could care less about going to that wedding.

Congratulations on your upcoming nuptials.

So, you're a golden retriever?

Oh, yeah? Did you stay in town or did you "head for the hills"?

My God, Lauren! What am I gonna do? I'm still in love with Jillian.

Hey, you know, if you don't mind, I'm sort of a low-profile kind of person.

Jillian, don't you want your own father to give you away?

Whoa! You're angry at her, not me. No wonder you're alone.

The wedding's tomorrow,

Oh, my God! You're right.

Can I cook or can't I?

2 x 2 x 3 x 5 x 13 = 780

I wasn't even supposed to come in to work today.

Not quite, Brian. There's still one thing you can do.

You had your chance. I mean, I thought you were my soul train,

- Hey, buddy, where are all your pals? - Playing baseball.