Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah. Yeah. That was a hoot.

You two are a really cute couple.

- They're having Snausages? - Yeah. It sounds like fun.

but you can at least be happy that she's happy.

Well, I wish we could stay, but we have quite an exciting evening planned.

Well, who knows? Women are complex creatures, Brian.

Yeah. I've read it, like, 100 times.

I know. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Okay, ready? I've been reading up on things that sound sexy.

Oh, my God! Quagmire, you come out from under there!

Oh, hey, how are you liking that unabridged history of Second World War

Does Lauren Conrad have a new beau?

Thank you, Lauren

- Oh! Right. - You know, I don't mean to be rude,

And my only regret is that I didn't realize it when we were together.

- You mean Admiral Spruance, sweetie. - Huh?

- How do you know that? - Because I'm smarter than you, Brian.

He also speaks Orange.

You can give me away when I get married, Dad.

- Honey, those aren't real. - Sure, they are.

Oh, my God! How do you two know each other?

Brian, I'm filling out my RSVP card,

I feel like Jillian.

Oh, honey, that sounds awful. I know what will cheer you up.

Biomolec... I don't understand.

I don't think I could do that again in a million years.

I got a little wrecked after dinner, and I didn't want to drive home.

Hey, tell her I like her work in Jake and the Fatman.

Can I have another bourbon, please?

I like rabbits 'cause you can pull their ears back

- I'm sorry. - Dinner's going great.

So I'm gonna take off before anybody gets the wrong idea here.

Somewhere along the line she must have gotten under my skin.

I just need to know if he has any shortcomings.