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You can give me away when I get married, Dad.
I like rabbits 'cause you can pull their ears back
- Oh! Right. - You know, I don't mean to be rude,
Oh, my God! Quagmire, you come out from under there!
- I'm sorry. - Dinner's going great.
Does Lauren Conrad have a new beau?
Yeah. Yeah. That was a hoot.
Hey, tell her I like her work in Jake and the Fatman.
I just need to know if he has any shortcomings.
Brian, I'm filling out my RSVP card,
Can I have another bourbon, please?
He also speaks Orange.
You two are a really cute couple.
And my only regret is that I didn't realize it when we were together.
Yeah. I've read it, like, 100 times.
I feel like Jillian.
- They're having Snausages? - Yeah. It sounds like fun.
Oh, my God! How do you two know each other?
Laugh and cry
Somewhere along the line she must have gotten under my skin.
- Honey, those aren't real. - Sure, they are.
So I'm gonna take off before anybody gets the wrong idea here.
Okay, ready? I've been reading up on things that sound sexy.
Well, I wish we could stay, but we have quite an exciting evening planned.
Well, who knows? Women are complex creatures, Brian.
I know. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Biomolec... I don't understand.
- You mean Admiral Spruance, sweetie. - Huh?
I don't think I could do that again in a million years.
Thank you, Lauren
I got a little wrecked after dinner, and I didn't want to drive home.
Oh, honey, that sounds awful. I know what will cheer you up.
- How do you know that? - Because I'm smarter than you, Brian.
Oh, hey, how are you liking that unabridged history of Second World War
but you can at least be happy that she's happy.