Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Does Lauren Conrad have a new beau?

I know. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

- I'm sorry. - Dinner's going great.

Oh, hey, how are you liking that unabridged history of Second World War

You two are a really cute couple.

but you can at least be happy that she's happy.

He also speaks Orange.

- You mean Admiral Spruance, sweetie. - Huh?

And my only regret is that I didn't realize it when we were together.

Okay, ready? I've been reading up on things that sound sexy.

I just need to know if he has any shortcomings.

I don't think I could do that again in a million years.

- Oh! Right. - You know, I don't mean to be rude,

You can give me away when I get married, Dad.

- They're having Snausages? - Yeah. It sounds like fun.

I like rabbits 'cause you can pull their ears back

I feel like Jillian.

Oh, honey, that sounds awful. I know what will cheer you up.

Oh, my God! Quagmire, you come out from under there!

Can I have another bourbon, please?

Well, I wish we could stay, but we have quite an exciting evening planned.

I got a little wrecked after dinner, and I didn't want to drive home.

- How do you know that? - Because I'm smarter than you, Brian.

Thank you, Lauren

- Honey, those aren't real. - Sure, they are.

Yeah. I've read it, like, 100 times.

Well, who knows? Women are complex creatures, Brian.

Brian, I'm filling out my RSVP card,

Biomolec... I don't understand.

So I'm gonna take off before anybody gets the wrong idea here.

Yeah. Yeah. That was a hoot.

Hey, tell her I like her work in Jake and the Fatman.

Oh, my God! How do you two know each other?

Somewhere along the line she must have gotten under my skin.