Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't believe that came out of Bruce Jenner's vagina.

So, you read a lot, huh?

But that's the way it is. Does this mean we can't go to Dylan's birthday party?

On which we used to rely?

Well, that picture was, you know, it was posted a couple of years ago.

That's beautiful. What was that?

- Oh, no. - Don't go anywhere. Stay right there.

Well, I could sign a picture for you.

Lucky there's a man who positively can do

Look, I was drunk out of my mind.

- Myopic. - Thank you, Lauren!

Nah, just kidding. It's mine.

So, Lauren, do you and Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan all hang out

'"always hopes, always perseveres.

Oh, I was... I was out.

Lucky there's a family guy

I'm South Home.

Hey! Brian, is that you... Is that Lauren... My God...

And I promise you'll be able to understand all the words,

You are going to miss it!

Now you will get ready for the zim-zam and the babbity-bibbity.

It's all over the Internet. Look!

I heard that Lindsay Lohan wasn't driving that night.

Oh, are they showing? It's a really thin bra.

but one-upping me is another way to go.

'"Love bears all things, believes all things...

Show her that you love her in a way she can't possibly ignore.

Stewie's gonna make you the fool

There was a special exhibition of rare Monet paintings...

I hate how he pushes his bangs out of his face with every word he says.