Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but one-upping me is another way to go.

I heard that Lindsay Lohan wasn't driving that night.

But that's the way it is. Does this mean we can't go to Dylan's birthday party?

Hey! Brian, is that you... Is that Lauren... My God...

Look, I was drunk out of my mind.

So, Lauren, do you and Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan all hang out

Lucky there's a man who positively can do

There was a special exhibition of rare Monet paintings...

Now you will get ready for the zim-zam and the babbity-bibbity.

Well, that picture was, you know, it was posted a couple of years ago.

You are going to miss it!

I'm South Home.

'"always hopes, always perseveres.

Nah, just kidding. It's mine.

That's beautiful. What was that?

It's all over the Internet. Look!

- Oh, no. - Don't go anywhere. Stay right there.

Well, I could sign a picture for you.

So, you read a lot, huh?

On which we used to rely?

- Myopic. - Thank you, Lauren!

'"Love bears all things, believes all things...

And I promise you'll be able to understand all the words,

Oh, are they showing? It's a really thin bra.

I can't believe that came out of Bruce Jenner's vagina.

Stewie's gonna make you the fool

Show her that you love her in a way she can't possibly ignore.

Lucky there's a family guy

I hate how he pushes his bangs out of his face with every word he says.

Oh, I was... I was out.