Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And here to sing a romantic ballad is the one and only Sting.
- You seem like a really cool guy. - Yeah. Um...
I bet you make the late-night monologues.
Yes. We would love to.
Hey, everybody. Look what came in the mail.
naval tactics in the Pacific Theater?
- It's for B. Ryan. - Oh. Cool, Mrs. G.
Come on, Brian. You know America doesn't like smart people.
The life-forms grew later at a substantially accelerated rate.
- So, you know, guys... - Bitch.
Justin Bobby was supposed to be here already.
What are you talking about? These are my glasses.
- I'll go with you. - Oh, my God! Gay!
Thank you. That was beautiful.
What? These? I've had these forever.
- Probably one more in there. - No. Doesn't look like... Oh, yeah.
but do you have a more comfortable chair? This one's really hurting my back.
you go to school; you come home from school;
- Oh, yeah? - Gee! Just for me? No fooling?
- So, did you break up with Lauren? - No, I didn't.
Thanks for letting me stay here the last couple of weeks.
Help us to be mindful of all our blessings, and...
- Does that feel better? - Yeah! It feels a lot better.
She's such an idiot, Brian!
I just wanted to meet her so bad. I can't do anything right.
So this whole persona is just a publicity stunt?