Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Mmm. This Kix cereal is good-tasting. - And it's good for you.
and he definitely boned Lauren last night.
Publicity's what keeps this franchise running, Brian.
- It'll make me feel better. - You are not even...
What's the use? It's over. She's moved on.
- Yes. We're gonna douche the night away. - Well, have fun.
- Wow! You're the best man ever! - Oh, hardly.
This is about you still being in love with Jillian.
- Will you give me away at my wedding? - Wow, sure! That'd be great!
...up a brand new day
- Uh, we actually just met. - Well, I'm Stewie.
No, it's not a bad time.
well-educated girl like Lauren...
not like Sting where you can only understand the last three.
Excuse me. I'm just gonna use the restroom really quick.
and make them look like Asian people.
Apparently, she gave that dog a bone and he gave it right back!
- Oh, my God! You're Lauren Conrad! - Yeah.
So I've had to cut poop out of his fur before.
- and changes their taste. - Oh! Well, that's fascinating.
I'm the guy all the comedians have been talking about.
...the fields of gold
- Mandarin, honey. - Mandolin.
It seems today that all you see
As of this moment, you are all grounded.
to create a fake sex tape with me and Bill Cosby.
and old footage from The A-Team.
So, why don't you think before you say things for a fucking change?
I mean, it's a little weird, isn't it? This new Lauren Conrad relationship?
Jillian's wedding? She's getting married?