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Not really somethin' to brag about.
(cheering)
the momma bear had ruined his hockey career.
- (growling) - (Groaning)
Oh. (laughs)
Aah!
Now she was worried that the tortoise
I'm walkin' a tightrope here, man.
Oh, you know what? You have something right here.
you brought around just to make me jealous?
- Pizza. - Steak?
"Sorry, busy."
I know that joke.
Oh, dude, I'm telling you, she's not texting you back.
Really? So just bottom-line me, what is the
I'm sorry, have we met?
- Um... - Mom, I gotta go.
Unicorns are real, and I'm about to go tame one.
Really? 'Cause you seem like you care.
Oh, my God, it's all happening so fast.
And listen, honey, I am sorry for sleeping with Ryan.
Have you seen Ben? I wanted to apologize again.
So I'll just leave you alone, and you can text me whenever.
uh, you're gonna need some candles, some wine,
(grunting)
and, you know, one thing led to another,
And it is from Anita. And she says, "Had a nice time.
"How about I come over around 11 tonight?"
He would be crushed if he learned he made the team
Mom... Mom...
(giggling)
Take it.
which by the way, ew...
you won't be feeling anything of hers.
If she thinks she can make me care,
Don't try and save her now.
Yeah, that's what they all think.
What, the guy with Danny? Do you know him?
Oh! Hey. Hey, honey, I just came by to stop you.