Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He would be crushed if he learned he made the team

And listen, honey, I am sorry for sleeping with Ryan.

- (growling) - (Groaning)

I'm sorry, have we met?

I know that joke.

Really? So just bottom-line me, what is the

I'm walkin' a tightrope here, man.

- Pizza. - Steak?

Oh, you know what? You have something right here.

and, you know, one thing led to another,

What, the guy with Danny? Do you know him?

And it is from Anita. And she says, "Had a nice time.

Oh, dude, I'm telling you, she's not texting you back.

Now she was worried that the tortoise

Unicorns are real, and I'm about to go tame one.

uh, you're gonna need some candles, some wine,

Oh, my God, it's all happening so fast.

which by the way, ew...

Not really somethin' to brag about.

Really? 'Cause you seem like you care.

Oh! Hey. Hey, honey, I just came by to stop you.

Don't try and save her now.

you brought around just to make me jealous?

you won't be feeling anything of hers.

the momma bear had ruined his hockey career.

So I'll just leave you alone, and you can text me whenever.

Yeah, that's what they all think.

Have you seen Ben? I wanted to apologize again.

- Um... - Mom, I gotta go.

"How about I come over around 11 tonight?"

If she thinks she can make me care,