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Not really somethin' to brag about.
you won't be feeling anything of hers.
Yeah, that's what they all think.
Oh! Hey. Hey, honey, I just came by to stop you.
And listen, honey, I am sorry for sleeping with Ryan.
He would be crushed if he learned he made the team
the momma bear had ruined his hockey career.
uh, you're gonna need some candles, some wine,
(cheering)
- (growling) - (Groaning)
Mom... Mom...
(giggling)
Unicorns are real, and I'm about to go tame one.
Don't try and save her now.
"Sorry, busy."
and, you know, one thing led to another,
Really? So just bottom-line me, what is the
I'm sorry, have we met?
Now she was worried that the tortoise
which by the way, ew...
And it is from Anita. And she says, "Had a nice time.
I'm walkin' a tightrope here, man.
If she thinks she can make me care,
Take it.
I know that joke.
Really? 'Cause you seem like you care.
Have you seen Ben? I wanted to apologize again.
(grunting)
What, the guy with Danny? Do you know him?
So I'll just leave you alone, and you can text me whenever.
- Um... - Mom, I gotta go.
Oh, you know what? You have something right here.
you brought around just to make me jealous?
- Pizza. - Steak?
Oh. (laughs)
Oh, dude, I'm telling you, she's not texting you back.
Oh, my God, it's all happening so fast.
"How about I come over around 11 tonight?"
Aah!