Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See? I told you that unicorns don't exist.

I really hope the baby gets your eyes.

What? No, no, I'm trying to craft the perfect text

Look, I'm just gonna get him drunk and lock him in his motel room.

And you crushed me with your thighs so hard it dislocated my shoulder?

that you tricked me into believing that we had something special:

Maybe you should give him a call.

It's a little hard for me to keep track of all my fans.

and that's when she reels you in like a fish.

Oh. But I was a very special fan.

There's one way to say it.

Yes! Get him, Danny!

I, uh, I heard Danny is going to wrestle him

- Wow, you're wise. - (Thudding)

And cue the fake date.

Enjoy the show tonight.

- Tea party! - Oh, of course, sweetie, yes!

Danny is living the life Ryan should've had.

♪ Can take your life and change direction ♪

and she didn't even stay the full 20 minutes.

No, I'm not whatever it is you think I'm doing.

I'd like to start off by saying I was wrong.

Nope, not doin' it. Don't even ask. I'm going home.

absolute least I have to do to get some?

Ben: Yeah, like you didn't see this coming?

a vial of muscle relaxer in your purse?