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Is it just me, or is my mom acting kind of weird?
during training camp.
I really don't think she even knows you're here.
But I'd already been cut from the team that afternoon.
Don't be too impressed.
because I just discovered that you can't wrestle,
- What, did you have sex with him? - Yeah.
And now, we're ready.
I guess slamming his head against the floor
Fifty square feet of living space, a lovely fake kitchen,
and she can't wait to see you again.
I'm tellin' you, it was perfect.
Well, I don't drink, and I'm actually meeting some friends
Ten bucks says that's her, she had a great time,
- (bell dings) - Yeah! Ha-ha!
I wanted to tell you, Anita just stopped by,
"Hey, wanna just come over and have sex?"
Spoiler alert: I lose, but you won't see it coming.
Ah! Oh! I knew it! God, I hate that we are so predictable.
(knocking on door)
- There he is. Okay. - (Clears throat)
again to give her back her earring.
Whoa. That hurt more than I thought it would.
Don't worry, Mom. It's all fake.
Okay. (screaming) Tucker!
(thudding)
Oh God, what is he doing here?
(grunts)
I know. Which is why I am gonna have to stop Ryan myself.
she sabotaged your chances of becoming a Ranger.
because I scored and he didn't!
(bell dings)