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[sighs]
I've got some Percocet. It's pretty cheap.
[Eric's mum] Eric!
Not until I speak to Lizzie!
So, I kind of need a new school. For, like, education.
♪ From the sky in bolts ♪
-I'm gonna jump! -[gasping]
-So what am I on the food chain? -You could be like...
I'll drive you.
I gave him 50 and then he gave me the book stuff,
-I mean, he could have killed himself. -Yeah, but you talked him down.
-Hey. -Hm.
-Hi. -Hi.
What about me says school dance?
Thanks, kid.
Okay. Come on.
Try this one. It's a little bit less magician's assistant.
♪ Death is my own Tom Sawyer ♪
And you don't answer many… Is that a therapist thing?
Okay, I'm just gonna, er....
Okay, a little closer together now.
Give me a kiss.
But one day, you're gonna meet someone who appreciates you for who you are.
♪ I saw her dark hair falling ♪
But she hasn't actually said no.
Please, can I stay... here, with you?
You know, Beauty and the Beast, basic Stockholm syndrome.
[scoffs]
-[gasping] -[Mr. Groff] No!
♪ 'Cause I don't know where you've been ♪
Well, I know it’s hard, but if you've asked her and she's said no,
-♪ I thought you'd always be ♪ -[crowd whispers indistinctly]
[Adam panting]
What do you mean, why? I’m asking how you are.
♪ But it really doesn't matter Grab a chair and fill your platter ♪
♪ Death is my former employer ♪
I'm seriously gonna have to call the police.
-That's not weird, that's normal. -You've never asked me how I am before.
Come on, let's go get you some punch.
If you go anywhere near me again,
I seem to have broken my kitchen tap.
-[girl] Aww! -[crowd cheering]
♪ Honey, love me if you can ♪
Come on, please?
Enough!
That was the first thing I did.
-♪ Aah, hey, baby -♪ I'm so tired of being alone ♪
Maeve...
♪ Ooh-la, ooh-la, ooh ♪
-Wait! I'm coming too! -♪ I heard 'em moan ♪
Okay. [chuckles]
My dad's been fixing their bathroom. Otis asked me out.
-But we're at a dance. -It's not really my thing.
-Shut up. -You should start a motivational podcast,
No, I can't! I can't go home!
♪ Like two men glued up back to back ♪
Except, the problem is, we can't afford this dress,
♪ My heart shot through with glass ♪
[sighs]
["At the Bottom of the Ocean" by Ezra Furman plays]
♪ The wrong side of the tracks ♪
-So... -[sighing]
[sighs] I had a fight with my mum. It was bad.
Here we go
Sean just left, he took your car.
died in combat and our mum passed shortly after.