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♪ Ooh-la, ooh-la, ooh ♪
[Liam] But the post is unreliable. It might not have arrived.
Oh, my God! Okay.
♪ All the creatures ♪
-Lies! -Rubbish!
Sean?
Shit...
I wasn't planning on it.
-Yeah. -Okay, cool. [chuckles]
♪ I set up camp in the center of town ♪
It’s an appropriated American tradition that celebrates sexism
♪ If I knew you were comin' I'd have baked a cake ♪
No, he can't.
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
So, grab yourself a partner. But remember to get consent...
-♪ Can I get a witness? -♪ I heard 'em moan ♪
-Okay. Thanks, man. -Uh...
But it will not be me!
Yeah, well I can’t afford it anyway, so...
I didn't want to break your mother's heart by telling her the truth.
-Don't do this. -[murmuring]
Um, it's that way, uh, it's about 15 minutes.
-[Jean] Yeah. -You behave.
Yeah.
♪ How'd you do? How'd you do, how'd you do? ♪
You're... very dedicated.
Have a brilliant time.
they would have been so proud of their little girl.
like I have got nothing better to do with my time?
-♪ He turned my mourning into dancing ♪ -Eric! How are you?
or the moon and the stars.
Great.
I don't like her.
♪ One Friday evening I heard 'em moan ♪
♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪
♪ I guess you know that I ♪
Goodbye.
Wait a second, please.
[Otis] Yes, we are. Eric! And I--
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Baked a cake, baked a cake ♪
-♪ So tired of being alone ♪ -♪ Baby ♪
Um...
♪ Jesus loves you ♪
-♪ Now, there were three sexes then ♪ -You owe me a birthday.
-Oh, yeah-- -No.
-[Steve] Stay away from me! -[Adam] Come on!
Aww! You both look so smart.
[Jackson] Mwah!
Hey.
Right. Are you going?
And you do this quite often, romancing your customers.
Why would I dance with you?
we look for in this institution.
♪ I said I'm goin', I'm goin' ♪
[both chuckle]
♪ How'd you do, how'd you do? How'd you do? ♪
don’t be surprised if he doesn’t seem keen.
-I'm Ola. -Jackson.
[PA chimes]
I just shouted at that man.
Well, you look like an angry aubergine.
Uh...
-Really? -Yeah, you're brilliant!
-Are you sure you want to go in like this? -Yes.
[band starts up]
-♪ If I knew you were comin' ♪ -Not you! Piss off!
Right, it's time for me to bounce.
Like a living Easter Island statue.
-Fine. -Yes!