Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is there something you want to tell me?

I see you are ready for the Civil War reenactment.

I have to warn you, Apu does not have very much money.

If you don't like losing at cribbage, stay out of my place.

That was a wonderful day for us.

but he won't move, so we'll do it here.

The face of divorce is not as beautiful as I had hoped.

I have known we were meant to be together

"Number three, get cartoon published in New Yorker.

We have to do something to save that marriage.

Yeah, but I'm a recovering alcoholic, so...

Okay. This isn't easy, so I'm just gonna come out and say it.

I don't know which part of that sentence to correct first.

canoodling like junkyard rabbits!

Oh. Well, when Homer does something wrong,

Are you sure you don't want to take him back?

Hey, you're right.

Oh, Apu, scratch and win!

I'll do anything to make it up to you.

With the stepping and the squishing and the webs made of nylon.

the only kind of pain a man can understand.

Uh, we didn't order that.

No, no! I'll let you win. I'll let you win.

And here's proof.

Before you measure my syrup levels, I must talk to you.

One drink won't hurt.