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He took a Cockney flower girl and turned her into My Fair Lady.
Okay, I'm McButtons.
Why do you always take the side of local merchants?
You'd think that would deter me, but no.
All right. Let's go, children.
Over, under, round and round so your feet won't touch the ground.
Tell that woman it's over between you and her.
"Eliza, where the devil are my slippers?"
Mine tastes like dog fur!
ever since my mother forced me to marry you.
If you're gonna be General Grant, you have to have a drink.
and next to the Union, respectively.
I am willing to take you back...
Now can we meet McBain?
But I cannot come. I work 22 hours a day
What is it that you want to tell me?
How's life, handsome?
I saw you and that Squishee Lady
Squishee Lady, you've had less than eight kids, haven't you?
Uh-oh.
Now, Apu, when you gave me this keg, it had dents.
Ma'am.
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Oh, my God.
Perhaps.
My Smooshie tastes like a shopping bag.
Hey, Apu, I think she likes you.
I'll just get the shuttlecock.