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You just take one of these little blue babies
I'm training really hard, but I'm not improvingfast enough, and the Special Olympics are a... week away.
And instead you had to break through yourself. This is really the beginning of a whole new chapter of your life, Kyle.
Timmih!
Cartman, I really, really have a problem with what you're doing I object to it morally, and I find it grossly offensive.
Thank you! Good luck, Michael.
So?? So dude, think about it.
Daaaa! Daaaa!
Will those athletes in heat 1 of the hundred-meter dash please report to Track Aread B.
Here, hold this!
Naaaa! Daaaaa!
Then you'll be a great big no-good double-faced poopy-pants tattle-tale!
I said, shut your mouth, bitch! Why did you make me do it, huh?!
I mean making them compete against each other just for our amusement.
YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! I have the best idea ever! I'm gonna be rich!
You're not leaving me! You try to leave me and I'll kill you, bitch!
...How should I know? I'm retarded. Daaaaa!
Timmih!
Look, it's my body and it's my choice what I put in it!
Terrible?? Whatever! You guys's brains just can't compute complex plans like mine can! It'll work, you'll see.
Huh! Timmih! T-Timmih!
Ahhh it isn't cheap. I've gotta keep vice off my back and secure shipments from overseas.
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