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I dressed up like a handicapped person and lost the Special Olympics on purpose,

S- s... ss-s-s-steroids?

Let me finish. If you had seen The Passion you would know that Hell is reserved for the Jews,

so that Jimmy could learn his lesson about steroids.

Hello. Um, I would like to... sign my son up, please.

big fat p-p... p... pussy, and if you take steroids, the only decent thing to do is come forward and say,

One thousand dollars, yeah!

and we have an ultimate grand special champion for 2004!

He's got it! That's a new Special Olympics record, folks!

Thank you very much.

Well, Timmy, as your counselor, I want you to know that you can tell me anything hm'kay?

We're both competing in the Special Olympics down in Denver.

Well, I'll see you nice and early for p-practice, Tim-tim. Oh, uh, can you hand me my bag?

Well, guess I'll, guess I'll just have to kick ass in the other events.

What the fuck. Daaaah

How should I know I’m retarded Daaaaa!

now I'm starting to think... that if I could just spend one day in their shoes,

How much would this cost me?

...You're an asshole, Cartman.

What the fuck. Daaaah

three times a day

The Special Olympics? What's so special about them?