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Okay. Well, you have a visitor.
Okay then.
How I Will Spend My
I've been using st-steroids I was willing to do anything to be the best,
You're not the boy I fell in love with last week during Free Period. I'm leaving you.
The Games are in two days, Nancy I can't be w-wasting my time.
How should I know? Im retarded
Hey! Just what the hell do you think you're doing, Eric?!
What's that, hon?
Yeah, that'd be cool.
Huhh oh well, that's it for me, Timmy. I'm p-p... p-pooped. I'll see you in the locker room.
Whoa. What the hell??
Jimmy, I thought we were meeting at the doughnut shop.
God-damnit!!
I think I really got a shot at the gold in the swimming competition. Coach says I'm the fastest he's ever seen.
And whatever's troublin' you, I wanna try and, and help you with it.
T... T-Timmih.
I'm going to go sign up now.
Eric Cartman.
Okay, next in line please?
Congratulations, Jimmy. But we all know that the Special Olympics isn't just about winning.
Okay. Age?
Well, Kyle, I understand where you're coming from, and I appreciate you being so direct.
You just keep your G-Goddamned mouth shut and do what you're t-t-t-uh-tol-told!
Yes! Yes!
How should I know I'm retarted. Dahhhhhh
So let's have all our athletes report to their first assigned events and... Let the Games begin!
What kind of shortcuts?
Bull's eye!