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You can still do your job and be pregnant.
Touchy, touchy.
Debbie: [ Sobbing ] Oh, yeah, she's --
Mm-hmm?
♪ Break the curse 'cause I don't wanna burn ♪
[ Indistinct conversations ]
♪ All this love
[ Television playing loudly ]
cleans the apartment.
Do you know what happened to me on duty yesterday?
[ Door closes ]
- Hey. Hey, guys. - What's up, dude?
Uh, 911 dispatch said they've received 25 calls
♪ Let me know
That would defeat the entire point of this program, yes?
And the department can -- ugh --
♪ All this love
She's gonna wake up and realize she's wrong.
I wouldn't see the inside of a fire truck for 9 months.
That's not a secret move, bro.
Hoping you get a call today.
Good morning.
Hey, Gibson, this look like a lab to you?
Huh. So...
you know, all the arguments --
♪ All this love that I'm trapped in, holding me captive ♪
I'm walking on egg skins with you?
Whoo!
You know, I get it. I've heard all --
♪♪
a drug-dense area.
Yeah, I'll take the note.
[ Sighs ]
Yeah, I know.
trained in conflict resolution.
Whoa! Montgomery, you okay?
[ Can clatters ]
♪♪
our cool new Crisis One vehicle?
for a wellness check at the Chatham Building
No, but you -- you're [Scoffs] --
Thank you, Dixon.
♪ You're still in my blood ♪
Andy: Tell him he should call his sponsor.
you just can't blame on booze.
Okay, so, yesterday you couldn't talk
and I-I looked out and saw smoke.
while he thought no one was looking.
[ Inhales deeply ]
And, yes, they would technically give me parental leave.
Okay. No, thank you.
Eggshells.
And then the neighbors, they kept calling the cops on us.
It got so bad so fast.
isn't dying a hero?
Ben, we -- we've only had one call,
or I'll shove it up your ass!
[ Both grunting ]
[ Door closes ]
Yeah, I know. I know.
Is he off the wagon?
Please!
Tell them not to arrest me!
Okay. Okay.
I'm not going anywhere near my wife
but that's it. And I'm a grunt
Yeah, they're calling you Fire Zaddy.
[crying] the magic and the spontaneity.
I fell in love with a woman who had such a big heart
and give me a cellar nozzle down through the ventilation hole.
Wait, they're going for five?
Thank you. Of course.
You see her telling her truth as disrespect.
Synthetic marijuana, zombie teenagers?