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[ Door closes ]
Mm-hmm?
Good morning.
Yeah, I know.
It got so bad so fast.
Andy: Tell him he should call his sponsor.
That would defeat the entire point of this program, yes?
Touchy, touchy.
I'm not going anywhere near my wife
Tell them not to arrest me!
isn't dying a hero?
or I'll shove it up your ass!
a drug-dense area.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
but that's it. And I'm a grunt
Okay. Okay.
No, but you -- you're [Scoffs] --
Okay, so, yesterday you couldn't talk
She's gonna wake up and realize she's wrong.
[ Both grunting ]
♪ You're still in my blood ♪
I'm walking on egg skins with you?
you know, all the arguments --
Okay. No, thank you.
trained in conflict resolution.
You know, I get it. I've heard all --
- Hey. Hey, guys. - What's up, dude?
Whoo!
And then the neighbors, they kept calling the cops on us.
♪ All this love
Eggshells.
Wait, they're going for five?
And the department can -- ugh --
♪ All this love that I'm trapped in, holding me captive ♪
and give me a cellar nozzle down through the ventilation hole.
for a wellness check at the Chatham Building
our cool new Crisis One vehicle?
[ Inhales deeply ]
cleans the apartment.
♪ Let me know
♪ Break the curse 'cause I don't wanna burn ♪
Synthetic marijuana, zombie teenagers?
you just can't blame on booze.
while he thought no one was looking.
[crying] the magic and the spontaneity.
You can still do your job and be pregnant.
[ Can clatters ]
Whoa! Montgomery, you okay?
Is he off the wagon?
♪♪
Debbie: [ Sobbing ] Oh, yeah, she's --
Ben, we -- we've only had one call,
Hoping you get a call today.
[ Sighs ]
♪ All this love
Do you know what happened to me on duty yesterday?
And, yes, they would technically give me parental leave.
Hey, Gibson, this look like a lab to you?
Huh. So...
You see her telling her truth as disrespect.
[ Television playing loudly ]
Thank you. Of course.
Thank you, Dixon.
Yeah, I'll take the note.
I fell in love with a woman who had such a big heart
Please!
and I-I looked out and saw smoke.
[ Door closes ]
I wouldn't see the inside of a fire truck for 9 months.
Uh, 911 dispatch said they've received 25 calls
That's not a secret move, bro.
♪♪
Yeah, they're calling you Fire Zaddy.
Yeah, I know. I know.