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(shrieks) Palindrome!
Oh my stars and garters !
I need to sneak a smoke.
-What's that? -I forget.
For the baby.
We are perfectly, perfectly...
Why do you know to say my name? Why do you know to say my name?
-(grunts) -Kirk, you're going crazy.
Her mother died in childbirth.
Hello? Hello?
(whirring)
I have 32 sexual identities.
It's really weird snuggling with the body of a man
so they rolled it into a lake.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Oh, come on.
Shall I get a sweater for you, dear?
schools are excellent,
Homie? Homie?
Admit it. Our son is gone.
We found his inhaler here.
Who wants a piggyback ride?
We ran the standard newborn screen on her,
(ominous music playing)
My Swatch watch says 7:30.
(snarls)