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and they will pull you out of any well that you fall into.
Just be home by 10:00,
Grandma sprayed me with a hose.
Okay, you guys are hilarious,
I didn't fall into a well.
Hey, when you do get around
Passwords.
You know what? You guys already raised your kids.
Could it be I'm getting a spanking
Now?
but you're still dumb for a person.
She's been hogging that machine for three days,
You're welcome.
'til you're reusing your diabetes needles.
Oh, what?
Why not put my stuff in the dryer first?
It's a vegetable brush.
for selling things that are stolen online?
And there's no books on how to raise kids.
This is crazy
Now I've got to wash them all over again.
Whatever.
Your father's just trying to say that,
You know what?
[ Sighs ]
And you know what?
They're hiding from all the real women.
...she needs to respect her elders,
that are less than flattering about you.
You wouldn't know them. I barely know them.
You know what I think it is?
and now you're gonna scare off everybody I meet in this hick town?
Yeah, he also checked under his bed every night for Japanese soldiers,
[ Snorts ]
I will talk to you upstairs. [ Scoffs ]
Thanks.
[ Scoffs ]
...threw all my clean clothes on top of the dirty washing machine,