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And you know what?
You wouldn't know them. I barely know them.
...threw all my clean clothes on top of the dirty washing machine,
that are less than flattering about you.
Your father's just trying to say that,
Hey, when you do get around
Grandma sprayed me with a hose.
but you're still dumb for a person.
You're welcome.
She's been hogging that machine for three days,
for selling things that are stolen online?
Oh, what?
Could it be I'm getting a spanking
And there's no books on how to raise kids.
[ Sighs ]
Why not put my stuff in the dryer first?
Yeah, he also checked under his bed every night for Japanese soldiers,
This is crazy
They're hiding from all the real women.
...she needs to respect her elders,
and now you're gonna scare off everybody I meet in this hick town?
[ Snorts ]
Just be home by 10:00,
Now I've got to wash them all over again.
Whatever.
I will talk to you upstairs. [ Scoffs ]
and they will pull you out of any well that you fall into.
Passwords.
You know what I think it is?
[ Scoffs ]
It's a vegetable brush.
Okay, you guys are hilarious,
Thanks.
'til you're reusing your diabetes needles.
Now?
You know what?
I didn't fall into a well.
You know what? You guys already raised your kids.