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but you're still dumb for a person.
I didn't fall into a well.
And there's no books on how to raise kids.
She's been hogging that machine for three days,
I will talk to you upstairs. [ Scoffs ]
You know what I think it is?
You know what?
Thanks.
Now I've got to wash them all over again.
and now you're gonna scare off everybody I meet in this hick town?
and they will pull you out of any well that you fall into.
Passwords.
You wouldn't know them. I barely know them.
They're hiding from all the real women.
And you know what?
Your father's just trying to say that,
Yeah, he also checked under his bed every night for Japanese soldiers,
Grandma sprayed me with a hose.
Whatever.
Just be home by 10:00,
that are less than flattering about you.
[ Snorts ]
[ Scoffs ]
Why not put my stuff in the dryer first?
...threw all my clean clothes on top of the dirty washing machine,
[ Sighs ]
for selling things that are stolen online?
'til you're reusing your diabetes needles.
Now?
You're welcome.
Could it be I'm getting a spanking
It's a vegetable brush.
Oh, what?
You know what? You guys already raised your kids.
...she needs to respect her elders,
Okay, you guys are hilarious,
This is crazy
Hey, when you do get around