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rite of passage... becoming a pretentious snob.
And when a monsoon swept my captors into a river,
Because in the future, jokes can't pay the bills.
A little.
Ew. Your food and words are gross.
Turn us into horrible rich people, Barry.
Oh, my God,
You're literally describing everyone here.
the ways of the wealthy, thanks to one iconic '80s TV show.
they make me feel helpless.
to get a little taste of Beverly Hills.
I know this isn't what you want to hear right now,
So, I'm not allowed to go away to college and change and grow,
That's just a bunch of 2x4s you sawed in half and stacked up.
the finest fabric known to man...
It was January 17, 1980-something,
Why are you doing it?
Did my daughter just say "water,"
Yes!
Whoa, how long were you standing there waiting?
This isn't the Hooters concert.
First you laugh at Jackée, then at Barry?!
which toppled directly onto my groin.
and especially not the kind that have a spokesglove.
- I think she did. - Ugh. College was a mistake.
of her husband's bubblegum band.
with an older lady who looks like a villain in a soap opera?
Whoa! That almost hit me, dude!
because I asked Geoff to get us tickets
If you don't say it, I'll say it.
[GONGS CRASHING]
Now tell me what's in this glass! Don't think! Go!
- ♪ Like a wave on the ocean, romanced ♪ - I'm... not feeling it.
I say we drive straight until we find some culture.
I was literally just saying this is exactly what I need.
My mom and Geoff would do whatever it took
Now, while the blade did not connect with any fingers,
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