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Do any of you like impressions?
This is a very loose stool.
There's something you should know.
You got to get serious with your schoolwork.
It's my joyless grump of a dad who has no sense of humor.
Big Tasty's getting a taste of the high life.
- sophisticated music... - [GONG CRASHES]
Wow, yeah. That was incredibly dismissive and hurtful.
Where did you get that coconut? They're out of season.
It's like meat, but it's smooth like peanut butter!
- [GASPS] - He said it right.
I just didn't want to encourage you.
- ...even puppetry! - High five?
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple!
Holy balls!
So long. Come right in.
I got a question.
Could we just agree no more goofing around in shop class?
♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪
I totally get it.
See here?
It literally can get caught in everything.
Philip Glass and the Tibetan Throat Singers live?
[RATTLING]
Geez, if it's such a big deal, I'll use this thingy
Look, I always thought I'd be the kind of dad
Yep, wood shop was grueling and difficult
At... "227"? What is happening?
But making people laugh was the one thing I thought I could do.
I can feel the music banging in my head
you're a big snooty jerk now.
Just... thank you.
I can't say it.
the upper class, I was just trying to break out of my room.
You have more chance of being in a disco supergroup
and shimmy towards the door.
- No, don't say it. - Then say it.
than you do from making money telling jokes.
Sex Ed cleared up some rumors, but that's it.
If I make you laugh right now,
Back in the '80s, this sawdust-covered danger zone
Oh! My baby's back!
Do not butt in with your insanity.
That's what you get for telling bad jokes