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Welcome to motherhood.
You are out of your [Bleep] mind.
Whoo!
Clementine, yes, yes,
wasn't about every single person in Dallas.
and then maybe we can get a beer or something, too?
but I do think that in 18 years,
You're supposed to keep the camera on this guy over here.
I've never seen the show.
but you always got to be on top of it.
Get him, girl!
I'm like, "my God, I'm making love in juice."
it's a whorehouse, you [Bleep] [Bleep]
It's like "who shot J.R.?"
I think I can do it. It's 75 bucks to get in.
Let me show you something.
There's not a sign in here
I do not know if Clemmy's gonna be a good mom.
I'm finishing my lovemaking. I got my juices all over me.
but I'm compelled to tell you that I'm gonna be a daddy.
Well, that is sweet. I appreciate that.
that I will be asking to be a candidate
'cause they're asking everybody, all my neighbors,
That's state of Nevada law!
Hell, no!
He went out and got this skanky little woman,
They drained it today. Everything is cool.
I will go in there and talk to the man, all right?
Okay.
I'll take that bet.