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I shagged a Floridian,
I get it now.
you actually rebooted them over 800 times,
Can we get rid of him already?
I've been binging Ken Burns's "Vietnam" recently.
And can I have that medallion back
All you'll have for entertainment
Which one is the worst one of you?
30 years and I'm super bored.
Looks like you guys are up.
Wait, is it after 4:00 p.m.?
because I just learned everything about you,
Meditating to calm myself down.
tell me why I failed, for my own edification?
Trippy, right?
And different from your someone said
are we missing anything?
Maybe shove it up your wiener for safekeeping?
It's a human insult.
Say aluminum.
dressed as someone in the service industry,
I just have one more thing I have to do.
Are you kidding me? I'm the best at Madden.
Do you realize how insane that is?
you guys are so cute.
Not in the way you mean.
torture four bad people forever.
There'll be Fergies a-plenty in the Good Place.
I'm just gonna choose...
- Very. - I think so, yes.
Oh. I'm gonna win.
I had to learn how to do a lot of bad things really quickly.
It's really good on Mexican food,
So, we all failed, let's not dwell on it.
and you have no advocate,
Awesome!
is supposed to be talking about me.
Tahani and Jason have not been given the same offer.
"forget about ethics for a second."
It's envy.
I know, she is such a disappointment
Which is exactly the point.
Anytime anyone shows up in my chambers,
There's my guy.
then it's something way worse.
I was just trying to prove that humans
to see how much progress you've made.
The burrito is the Judge.