Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Marshall said, "I have to pee."
This is the toughest time in Marshall's life...
Lawyered.
Guys, listen to what just happened.
Marshall Eriksen, you could use a laugh!
There's nothing funny about getting minors drunk!
Thanks.
And you ripped him off this earth way too young.
- Dad... - I bet you one of the Koreans has an umbrella.
That dress makes you look like a Kansas City whore.
So, um, I heard you might have...
"Plane food is ass."
Man. I always thought I had it rough...
Halfway through the pee, I'm, like, "This doesn't even make sense."
And he said...
Look, think of it this way.
- She's right. - [Murmuring Agreement]
Question one.
- [Phone Beeps] - Oh. Sorry. My phone's charged.
You know, you have so many great memories with your dad.
Cigarettes, alcohol.
None of you do.
Today we are gonna make Marshall laugh.
But which one of us is gonna take the hit?
Thanks, Dad.
"If"?
All that stuff was really nice.
[Laughs]
Fooled ya!
Okay, so it's a pocket dial.
I couldn't find an umbrella in your closet.
[Sniffles]