Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There's nothing funny about getting minors drunk!
Marshall said, "I have to pee."
Okay, so it's a pocket dial.
Thanks, Dad.
I couldn't find an umbrella in your closet.
None of you do.
Halfway through the pee, I'm, like, "This doesn't even make sense."
All that stuff was really nice.
"Plane food is ass."
Question one.
And you ripped him off this earth way too young.
Fooled ya!
[Laughs]
This is the toughest time in Marshall's life...
- Dad... - I bet you one of the Koreans has an umbrella.
Cigarettes, alcohol.
Man. I always thought I had it rough...
So, um, I heard you might have...
"If"?
Marshall Eriksen, you could use a laugh!
Guys, listen to what just happened.
You know, you have so many great memories with your dad.
Lawyered.
Thanks.
- [Phone Beeps] - Oh. Sorry. My phone's charged.
- She's right. - [Murmuring Agreement]
Look, think of it this way.
Today we are gonna make Marshall laugh.
That dress makes you look like a Kansas City whore.
[Sniffles]
But which one of us is gonna take the hit?
And he said...