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Be cool nerds
I mean, what can we do to help?
I hooked up with a younger woman the other week.
- That's awful. - Nope. Here's the awful part.
[Static Continues]
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I'll take care of Judy.
I've been to a couple funerals, so I know my role.
[High-pitched Voice] Beep.
only to find yourself...
Son...
"I love you."
I'm not gonna listen.
Admit it! Well, go ahead, Lily!
Listen, I'm sort of in jail for not paying taxes for the last 25 years...
My father's last words to me are "I love you."
I think I can live with that.
The stories his mother and brothers told were so perfect.
Just don't put too much pressure on it.
I got you.
- You have a voice mail from your dad? - How?
Rent Crocodile Dundee 3.
Hooves, beaks and clenched monkey fists.
Now, can we all just admit that last words...
And then... The fat kid just...
- [Phone Rings, Beeps] - Hello?
And he'll never get to meet our kids, Lily.
Right after I denied the man a pork chop. Oh, God.
She said "doody."
Yeah, well, your lunch money finally ran out.
And...