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- [Phone Rings, Beeps] - Hello?
Yeah, well, your lunch money finally ran out.
"I love you."
I mean, what can we do to help?
I hooked up with a younger woman the other week.
I've been to a couple funerals, so I know my role.
Son...
She said "doody."
Right after I denied the man a pork chop. Oh, God.
I'm not gonna listen.
Hooves, beaks and clenched monkey fists.
Rent Crocodile Dundee 3.
And then... The fat kid just...
I think I can live with that.
[High-pitched Voice] Beep.
[Static Continues]
- That's awful. - Nope. Here's the awful part.
I got you.
Now, can we all just admit that last words...
Be cool nerds
And...
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only to find yourself...
And he'll never get to meet our kids, Lily.
I'll take care of Judy.
Listen, I'm sort of in jail for not paying taxes for the last 25 years...
Admit it! Well, go ahead, Lily!
- You have a voice mail from your dad? - How?
Just don't put too much pressure on it.
The stories his mother and brothers told were so perfect.
My father's last words to me are "I love you."
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