Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Whimpers]
I'd love to stop lying to my friends about you being in a coma.
[Exclaims, Clears Throat]
- Judy, I... - I-I did it.
Guys...
So, we are gonna get our bro a four-star nad-rattler.
My daughter in Chicago just went into labor.
Listen.
What's up, Marshall?
How?
And what are we left with?
"You know something, gorgeous?
[Deep Breath]
- ## [Bagpipes Deflate] - [Laughing]
Mmm! Mmm!
[Lily Groans]
- Question two. - Wait.
My father's last words to me are "I love you."
Tax Evasion. Ages six to ten
[High-pitched Voice] I'm peeing my pants!
[Barney] Exactly.
I need vodka and dirty playing cards.
Well, don't look at me. This morning...
- And then the fat kid... - The fat kid just keeps...
Marshall!
But I'm leaving you in the capable hands...