Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ohl Looks like I've been calling you for almost five minutes.

Be cool, nerds.

This video is entitled...

Well, at least someone's helping.

That guy gave you noogies? What, did he carry a stepladder?

Are these firecrackers?

And I said, "don't worry, baby. I'll do it for you."

and spent 15 minutes chasing a cartoon fox.

- [Seagull Squawking] - [Together] Here...

by a Foul Ball and Then Vomits in a Garbage Can."

All those "famous last words" people supposedly said...

[Whispers] Sweet save.

- Marshall... - How is this fair?

And I really needed it.

- ## [Continues, Indistinct] - Hi, Dad.

That wasn't it. They couldn't find a cab, so I went down there.

I got it right here.

Yeah! Robin gave me a little orange pill from her purse.

I caught it on the cable last night. It totally holds up!

So what you need, mama? Come here.

Let's see what happens.

I went to visit my dad at his...

drug dealer from an '80s after-school special...

You're like Mary Poppins if her magic purse was also filled with drugs.

[Marshall Shudders]

I'm so glad we can talk about our sex lives now.

And here's your phone number back.