Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And so, despite the endless disappointment you've caused me...
[Ted Narrating] Last words. It's a lot of pressure, kids.
to help create a theme for the service, or... whatever.
post-divorce bachelor pad.
Yeah, the Koreans are a trustworthy and generous people.
[Laughs] Oh, sorry about that, buddy.
[Both Laugh]
And what am I left with?
Internet footage of a guy getting hit in the nuts.
- [Together] Here it comes, and here... - [Thud]
- His swim trunks fall off. - His shorts just fall right off.
Hi, Dad.
"Rent Crocodile Dundee 3"...
Crocodile Dundee 3 is the second-best of the Croc trilogy, so...
Whatever Marshall needs to get through this day...
Mmm! Oh, boy, it's so tasty.
What if, God forbid, all of your dads died right now?
he'd say stuff like...
You know who probably has an umbrella?
- It's healthy. - Wait a minute.