Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

now I realize at least I'll never have to suffer like this.

Please, and, Barney, no more videos, okay? I'm just...

[Marvin] Marshall?

"Guy Playing Bagpipes Gets Hit in the Nuts by Low-flying Seagull."

I caught it on the cable last night, and it totally holds up."

I mean, who can live up to that?

Those are the last words my father will ever say to me.

- Yeah. - Okay? I'll be right back.

I'm from New York. We think getting minors drunk is funny.

This next clip is entitled...

- It gets you thinking. - # About what we've learned? #

Tax Evasion. Ages six to 10.

they're all made-up.

[Ted Narrating] So Marshall finally got up to speak.

Judy, do you need a break? I'm happy to cook for a while.

[Ted, Groaning] Is he laughing?

Guys, I have a role. I'm Judy's bitch! Yeah!

at least I got the sound of his pocket to console me.

The point is, last words are overrated.