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Those are the last words my father will ever say to me.

The point is, last words are overrated.

they're all made-up.

I caught it on the cable last night, and it totally holds up."

now I realize at least I'll never have to suffer like this.

[Marvin] Marshall?

"Guy Playing Bagpipes Gets Hit in the Nuts by Low-flying Seagull."

Please, and, Barney, no more videos, okay? I'm just...

I mean, who can live up to that?

Guys, I have a role. I'm Judy's bitch! Yeah!

- It gets you thinking. - # About what we've learned? #

[Ted, Groaning] Is he laughing?

at least I got the sound of his pocket to console me.

[Ted Narrating] So Marshall finally got up to speak.

Judy, do you need a break? I'm happy to cook for a while.

- Yeah. - Okay? I'll be right back.

I'm from New York. We think getting minors drunk is funny.

Tax Evasion. Ages six to 10.