Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe we'll learn something new at AvengerCon this weekend.
I crashed my car into his car.
Meet me on the roof in 10.
-That's where you come in, right? -What?
Why is she here?
Sepitembala 11, 2001
Yes, yes, yes.
(ALL CHEERING)
Completely you. Wings, a little tiara.
Captain Marvel blasted in!
Sepitembala 28, 2001
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
-Are you following? -Yes. Keep going.
Oh, Kamala, my Kamala, the road is a long and winding one,
What is it that I'm saying you can't understand?
YUSUF: And how exactly will you be dressed?
I'm gonna be dressed as Captain Marvel. Obviously.
Ta-da!
But let's talk about you. In junior year,
MAN: You're too short.
My mother was one.
Sepitembala 22, 2001
(PRAYING IN URDU AND ARABIC)
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(EXCLAIMS) Waah!
And it's like she thinks I'm some kind of, you know, weirdo.
Listen, they don't shoot real photon blasts.
(KAMALA LAUGHS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-Aamir's out for the evening. -Mmm-hmm.
You want me to turn off the lights or are you still afraid of the djinn?
-Choro ji. -Kamina kahika!
given the way all the aunties just gossip about her.
You're Kamala Khan.
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
-They are all heroes. -This is mine and Bruno's thing, okay?
-Our heroes were done for. -(GULPS)
So, can we stop acting like your mom is Darth Vader?
Mr. Khan crying? That's not good. That's...
BRUNO AND KAMALA: Sorry.
-This is magic. -Yeah, it's pretty cool.
But maybe she just needed a break, you know?
And I know that, okay?
And which is why I always say,
Mmm.
(ALL CHEERING)
(DOOR CLOSES)
Now we all know the story.
Now who was this glorious, well-coiffed hero?